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from my parents' divorce yet.
["Seen It All Before" playing]
That's your idea?
Not to brag, but me and Percy used to be kind of famous
I'm sorry, I meant smarter. Thought it'd be good. Keep going.
- Unless I can goose it up a notch. - You're mixing idioms.
[both] DJ battle!
Does this mean you're like a famous director now?
No, I'm still finding my voice.
Three-bedroom condo.
Thanks.
This is why I have to stay. I'm gonna reverse Blind Side you.
This party was our way of reminding people.
Yikes. Sorry, that sentence just kept getting worse.
At least I graduated high school in under a decade.
I hope it works out.
and hang out with humans.
Be less thirsty.
Today we celebrate our Independence Day
longer than it takes to microwave a Hot Pocket.
I hope so.
drove a Zamboni through a living room.
you two would be my parents now.
It's gonna be fine.