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Okay.
And so it was decided
Listen, cady, um,
I can't believe you made this.
(SIGHS) Okay.
(BEEPS)
I Don't think I'd ever need another toy again.
Luan Loud is very wet
BRANDON: Oh, I'm sorry.
(RUSTLING)
(CHUCKLES)
What's that?
Hi, M3gan.
Sorry, yeah. Please, come in.
- Whoa. Hey. What's going on? Hey, cady! - Let me go!
Oh, my god! Ryan! Seriously!
(CARTOONS PLAYING ON TV)
It's nice to meet you, cady.
♪ because now you have a friend that lives longer than you do ♪
(GASPS)
And I want a swipe card for this door!
(GRUNTS)
The four-foot-tall robotic doll may look like Barbie on steroids,
He's a Real Baboon
has there been a talking doll you could actually have a conversation with.
(TOY CARS WHIRRING)
Tell me something about your mom. Something that makes you happy.
CHILDREN: Yeah!
The total and permanent cessation of all vital functions.
MOTHER: What was Gemma thinking?
They're just trying to be supportive.
and she just started screaming like a maniac
She probably didn't even have to pay for shipping.
You didn't code in parental controls?
you need to define the parameters.
M3gan, turn on.(SWITCHES ON)
He was hit by a car.
Probably get you, like, another 60, 70 people?
This is NBC nightly news with Chelsea Simpson
Well, I'm not gonna let you do the same thing with cady.
CADY: Gemma?
but if not, it would be something to consider moving forward.
when she looks at me, it's like...
♪ may not lawfully be together... ♪
It's hard. I can relate.
(GASPS)
(CHUCKLES) How does he work?
but I'm not going to waste any more time discussing it.
What? What the hell?
I can't think of one thing.
That was pretty funny.
I'm worried that I'll forget all the things we did together.
Yeah, but M3gan's not a person, cady. She's a toy.
You can't make me do something I Don't wanna do.
The one who's always looking out the window at 3:00 A.M.
Hey
(CHATTERING)
(CLAPS) Dewey, bubs.
GEMMA: Okay. So tell David whatever you need to.
But if you could just hold down the fort by yourself for a little while,
(SHOUTS, GRUNTS)
She said he's never on your property.
That's fine.
Okay, I'm in.
Yeah. She's fine.
but on our way up the mountain, we got hit by a snow truck.
after you took the life of an innocent person,
One time, she found a cockroach in my schoolbag.
I'll be all right.
Well, if M3gan's responsible, we can't launch this.
State law says he can't forcibly be put down.
M3gan?
Can you let me see her?
Oh, shit. It's stuck. GEMMA: Just be care...
Okay, can I have everyone off your phones and looking at me?
Happy.
- Shit. - What is this?
I see that.
Don’t make me domesticate you!
so I shouldn't even have her out in public.
I can't promise you
Is he a toy?
Actually, I can. That's basically what a guardian does.
Yeah, I know what you mean. It's a pretty obvious design flaw.
She's yours and yours alone.
That no matter how hard we try to avoid it,