Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ may not lawfully be together... ♪

♪ because now you have a friend that lives longer than you do ♪

And so it was decided

Don’t make me domesticate you!

I can't believe you made this.

Well, if M3gan's responsible, we can't launch this.

I'm worried that I'll forget all the things we did together.

She's yours and yours alone.

Sorry, yeah. Please, come in.

State law says he can't forcibly be put down.

but I'm not going to waste any more time discussing it.

(CARTOONS PLAYING ON TV)

The total and permanent cessation of all vital functions.

you need to define the parameters.

He's a Real Baboon

I'll be all right.

but on our way up the mountain, we got hit by a snow truck.

so I shouldn't even have her out in public.

That no matter how hard we try to avoid it,

I can't think of one thing.

M3gan, turn on.(SWITCHES ON)

Okay, can I have everyone off your phones and looking at me?

Oh, shit. It's stuck. GEMMA: Just be care...

He was hit by a car.

You didn't code in parental controls?

What? What the hell?

Yeah. She's fine.

has there been a talking doll you could actually have a conversation with.

This is NBC nightly news with Chelsea Simpson

I can't promise you

Yeah, I know what you mean. It's a pretty obvious design flaw.

BRANDON: Oh, I'm sorry.

after you took the life of an innocent person,

MOTHER: What was Gemma thinking?

One time, she found a cockroach in my schoolbag.

It's hard. I can relate.

You can't make me do something I Don't wanna do.

Can you let me see her?

CHILDREN: Yeah!

but if not, it would be something to consider moving forward.

and she just started screaming like a maniac

Luan Loud is very wet

Probably get you, like, another 60, 70 people?

Well, I'm not gonna let you do the same thing with cady.

(CLAPS) Dewey, bubs.

Listen, cady, um,

That was pretty funny.

The one who's always looking out the window at 3:00 A.M.

The four-foot-tall robotic doll may look like Barbie on steroids,

It's nice to meet you, cady.

But if you could just hold down the fort by yourself for a little while,

- Whoa. Hey. What's going on? Hey, cady! - Let me go!

GEMMA: Okay. So tell David whatever you need to.

Actually, I can. That's basically what a guardian does.

And I want a swipe card for this door!

- Shit. - What is this?

(SHOUTS, GRUNTS)

I Don't think I'd ever need another toy again.

Tell me something about your mom. Something that makes you happy.

She probably didn't even have to pay for shipping.

She said he's never on your property.

when she looks at me, it's like...

Oh, my god! Ryan! Seriously!

(CHUCKLES) How does he work?

They're just trying to be supportive.

Yeah, but M3gan's not a person, cady. She's a toy.

(TOY CARS WHIRRING)