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I've been asking myself that same question.
This is incredible.
M3gan, turn off.
Yeah?
and can be fully customized through six different silicone skin pigmentations.
Well, it's a toy. I'm sure it's not that complicated.
I told you we needed to go simpler.
David's gonna shit blood if I ask for more time off.
I wish we had things like this when we were kids.
Dewey?
but as a primary caregiver.
each equipped with their own personalities and entirely spontaneous reactions!
I Don't wanna see Lydia!
Even the ones who Don't have dead parents.
So, if you could call me back today, that'd be great.
A little suspicious, Gemma, Don't you think?
To learn, to recalibrate, to optimize her objective function. Right?
MOTHER: So you would rather she sat there feeding a toy virtual food
- I know. I'm not gonna tear... ow. - (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
What da fuck
(WHISPERS) Please, I Don't wanna go with Brandon.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Right, M3gan?
I Don't understand how she's capable of offending anyone,
play multiplatform games, buy accessories for your pet.
If you're having M3gan tuck cady in and read her a bedtime story,
This guy told them that the 13th floor was haunted.
(SHOUTS)
(ENGINE STARTS)
Ooh, I like that jacket. Where'd you get it?
Cady? Your hot dog.
I was just looking.
You Don't have to do it if you Don't wanna do it.
You're a beautiful, creative, strong, ambitious young woman.
'Tis I,
Um...
What just happened? What'd you click? I-I didn't do anything.
I'm pacing myself.
We have to run diagnostics. I have to do a wardrobe fitting.
Fun fact: m3gan can’t sleep.
I'm not really sure I'm gonna get it done.
(TOY ROARS) (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
Let it die let it die deforestation’s not a lie
I'm not sure. I can't remember.
(ELECTRICITY SPARKING)
(SCREAMING)
What did you think was going to happen?
You can watch YouTube videos, learn fun facts,
♪ according to god's holy ordinance ♪
Well,
Why is her face doing that?
Cady?
Yeah, kinda.
Why doesn't he have a face?
That's okay. We can play with them.
♪ You got to accentuate the positive ♪
ENGINEER 2: Sad.
no shield I can't break,
Come on.
It's insane, right?
then how do you ever expect a child to grow?
Anyway, it's not gonna take longer than a couple of hours.
Uh, I'd like to do a little more testing,
David, if you just give me a minute to explain...
that are too hard to untangle.
(PHONE RINGING)
Can you tell me your whereabouts last night?
No, of course not.
Where's my prototype?
Termites are going extinct.
- And we are working on it. I promise. - Yeah.
That looked and behaved exactly like a real child?
because she's the happiest she's been since her parents died.
I came here to find a way forward.
D
As remarkable as she is,
For 100 years, robots can’t sleep.
my trusty steed, and the wind at my back,
And this one was supposed to be a grizzly bear,
Okay, then what am I supposed to do?
Sorry, I shouldn't laugh. Point is, we're also treating that as a potential homicide.
You cannot be serious.
Oh, my god. (GROANS)
as the single biggest product release of the 21st century.
Because as of right now,
ANNOUNCER: Funki, a toy company for the future.
PRESENTER: If you're hearing this,
Because I'm trying to have a conversation with you. M3gan, turn off.
Ma'am, you need to stay on your property like we agreed.
Can you just ask her to leave us alone?
ELSIE: One second.(LINE RINGS)
Now, imagine what a toy like M3gan could do
(CADY, M3GAN CHUCKLING)Your thumb's so slippery.