Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're a beautiful, creative, strong, ambitious young woman.

my trusty steed, and the wind at my back,

Ooh, I like that jacket. Where'd you get it?

but as a primary caregiver.

Ladies and gentlemen,

What did you think was going to happen?

David, if you just give me a minute to explain...

I'm pacing myself.

I'm not sure. I can't remember.

I've been asking myself that same question.

You can watch YouTube videos, learn fun facts,

- I know. I'm not gonna tear... ow. - (KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Even the ones who Don't have dead parents.

each equipped with their own personalities and entirely spontaneous reactions!

(TOY ROARS) (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)

- And we are working on it. I promise. - Yeah.

Can you tell me your whereabouts last night?

Cady? Your hot dog.

MOTHER: So you would rather she sat there feeding a toy virtual food

Well, it's a toy. I'm sure it's not that complicated.

Where's my prototype?

I came here to find a way forward.

Can you just ask her to leave us alone?

ELSIE: One second.(LINE RINGS)

And this one was supposed to be a grizzly bear,

(ELECTRICITY SPARKING)

Let it die let it die deforestation’s not a lie

I was just looking.

no shield I can't break,

Fun fact: m3gan can’t sleep.

This is incredible.

Why is her face doing that?

If you're having M3gan tuck cady in and read her a bedtime story,

Ma'am, you need to stay on your property like we agreed.

Uh, I'd like to do a little more testing,

No, of course not.

Because I'm trying to have a conversation with you. M3gan, turn off.

To learn, to recalibrate, to optimize her objective function. Right?

(ENGINE STARTS)

We have to run diagnostics. I have to do a wardrobe fitting.

As remarkable as she is,

David's gonna shit blood if I ask for more time off.

Anyway, it's not gonna take longer than a couple of hours.

What just happened? What'd you click? I-I didn't do anything.

ENGINEER 2: Sad.

For 100 years, robots can’t sleep.

A little suspicious, Gemma, Don't you think?

I'm not really sure I'm gonna get it done.

That looked and behaved exactly like a real child?

M3gan, turn off.

I Don't understand how she's capable of offending anyone,

I wish we had things like this when we were kids.

(CADY, M3GAN CHUCKLING)Your thumb's so slippery.

that are too hard to untangle.

Why doesn't he have a face?

play multiplatform games, buy accessories for your pet.

Because as of right now,

and can be fully customized through six different silicone skin pigmentations.

(WHISPERS) Please, I Don't wanna go with Brandon.

Okay, then what am I supposed to do?

because she's the happiest she's been since her parents died.

I Don't wanna see Lydia!

as the single biggest product release of the 21st century.

♪ according to god's holy ordinance ♪

PRESENTER: If you're hearing this,

You Don't have to do it if you Don't wanna do it.

That's okay. We can play with them.

Termites are going extinct.

Now, imagine what a toy like M3gan could do

It's insane, right?

(PHONE RINGING)

Sorry, I shouldn't laugh. Point is, we're also treating that as a potential homicide.

So, if you could call me back today, that'd be great.

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♪ You got to accentuate the positive ♪

You cannot be serious.

I told you we needed to go simpler.

Oh, my god. (GROANS)

then how do you ever expect a child to grow?

This guy told them that the 13th floor was haunted.