Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Elsie, call Tess.

Just need to check your blood pressure. It'll be all right.

She has to be paired with a child in order to learn.

But as of next year,

You weren't "pornhub-ing" in the office again, were you?

And away we go!

What's going on?

GEMMA: She'll never run out of ways

This is amazing.

Okay. I'm gonna put these bags away.

So let me make a pitch.

This is the part where you run.

Okay, now who here likes roasted chestnuts?

But here's the thing, he's got a kid who's about the same age as your niece.

Ow! Stop! Don't!

that makes it sound like I know what I'm talking about.

CADY: Get off of her!

that you didn't wanna tell the police officers...

With so many options, what will you and your pet do next?

Luan Loud Skin Is Purple

Luan Loud Is a carrot

Gemma, would you give us a minute?

she's "the greatest technological advancement since the automobile."

TESS: That's my phone number.(BEEPS)

I Don't... I Don't think I really have any kids' books here right now, cady.

M3GAN: How about you? What are you doing up so late?

(GRUNTS, SCREAMS)

("SILICON CHIP" PLAYING)

but she doesn't look confused. She looks demented.

- Then I'm not going. - Oh, come on, cady.

You just have to get used to it.

M3gan is on a constant quest for self-improvement.

but I can never seem to get the fur right.Mmm.

So I won't get lost.

Get something to eat.

(GEMMA CHOKING)

Don't leave me, M3GAN.

is spent dishing out the same basic instructions.

Anyone else we could talk to that would verify that?

I Don't know how you're not throwing up from looking at that.

- It sounds like you're fighting. - We're not fighting.

M3GAN: Very good job.

talking about everything from Jane Austen to Janis joplin.

It's just, I get so crazy without M3gan.

It's just that every day I wake up in this strange house,

Are we really gonna go with her story? Have you been inside her house?

You get to learn outdoors.

(IMITATING MALE ENGLISH ACCENT) "If it was so, it might be,

I want the petz prototype on my desk by Friday.

- (PLAYS DISCORDANT CHORD, MUSIC STOPS) - Oh, really?

That's great. That was great.

We can... Go to a playground or...

And what are we doing about lunch? Uh, I'll get some menus.

♪ to love and to cherish ♪

something funny or sad or anything at all,

Actually, let's just avoid this topic altogether.

♪ gonna get ya good ♪

I just want you to know I'm gonna do everything I can

No, that's my niece, cady.

I just want him to be aware of what it is that he's selling.

Fun fact: Megan can’t sleep.

I just spent 80 bucks on a shock collar.

If you remember anything out of the ordinary from that day,

(BRUCE POWERS DOWN)

I should've talked to you about what happened.

- (LOCK BEEPING) - Okay, so what do we do?

We used to stay up every night until 4:00 A.M.,

from spending time around other kids.

Uh, Felix, you can go with Brandon. Yeah?

I Don't have any toys here.

Stop it! Get your hands off her!

What... (DOORBELL RINGS)

and you're telling me that there's nothing that we can do?

And I'm gonna be with you guys forever. I promise.

(CABLE DISCONNECTS, HISSES)

Oh, god. Is she okay?

Never before in the history of these products

Come on. Shouldn't be banging on people's windows.

Sorry, can I just ask, how close were you and your sister?

and then find some place where we can pull over

and just wait for one of those snow trucks to clear the road.

Which is where I met M3gan.

(MOTHER GASPS) Oh, my god!

Gem, it's not a race condition.