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- You do? - Yeah.
Poetry was read, a string quartet played, a ballerina performed.
'You get total control over the remote and the stereo for as long as you want.
That certainly justifies a run.
Sounds great.
- Where're you going? - Mystery breakfast.
I'm thrilled to see you on no notice.
for every punk and garage band record ever made.
Which did not reflect well on their mothers' imagination.
- So, your arm's okay? - Yeah. It looks worse than it is.
Good. Have a look at these, will you?
upsets you, or makes you unhappy, or uncomfortable in any way...
You're drawing me into your drunken world.
- This one, thanks. - Good choice.
is the list I made on the bus of all the ways I'll make this up to you.
Excuse me. Hi. I'm one of the graduates.
- Hello. - We're in the dining room.
I love pizza. I eat tons of pizza. It's one of my four major food groups.
and you try to shoot it.
I should have checked the schedule. I should have checked traffic.
- Are they closed? - They're closed.
I'm your witness.
and then return them to me when they're 21.
Gilbert had a snappy slogan.
Thank God I'm graduating and it's the last time I cram like this.
- We have arrived. - Arrived where?
- Central Park? - Washington Square Park.
Yeah, so feel the love and pass the salt.
- They're in love. - Clearly.
stuck the kid on the bus, sent him home to his mom.
because it was so selfish of this person who wasn't me to do what she did.
I'll make sure he's not wandering around looking for 44th.
that we just turned around and drove home...
- I'm late. - These buses are the worst.
Now you'll believe me when I say the furniture moved itself.
- What for? - To wear.
- Everything's gonna be all right. - Rory, you cut school.
- You've worked hard. You've earned it. - I guess.
I believe I have time for a scone before my bus leaves.
'Cause she didn't think you'd want to go.
- So here's our lunch place. - A hot-dog stand?
who doesn't mind sharing a bathroom with strangers.
Have a great day.
We won't leave all of this equipment here for everybody to trip over.
- I know you're hurt. - You bet I'm hurt.
'He may have majored in Math, but what did he minor in, bean sprouts?'
and I was Broccoli and I did a tap dance with Beets.
No breaths. You should add that to the list.
Thank you.
because I need to relax and get a cup of coffee...
Hold on, you went to New York?
He took me for a native. That's so cool.
I feel so privileged.
With everything you do, and raising Rory the way you did...
You can go for it or not. It's entirely up to you.
It may not seem like it would, but it's true.
My batteries are all fully charged. It just depends on how fast they deplete.
Drank Boone's Farm out of a bota bag and knocked a beach ball around?
I'd rather go out with my daughter tonight.
She's been hanging around you far too much.
I'm disappointed.
You want to go out to eat? Celebrate a little?
Hey, wait.
- You have a very active head. - I cannot ingest any more information.
- Don't be gross. - You think I should do it?