Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mom? What's wrong?

or break an arm themselves, or get in a car wreck?

I guess I can't expect them to.

Jess was driving and you had an accident?

I know a place.

A DVD of The Graduate. Got to have that. The Portable Nietzsche.

A gift for the grads from the happy people at Hartford Community College.

Yes. I knew that. I'm able to empirically, with my eyes...

I pictured her sitting in this shoebox of an office, eating a banana by herself...

John Lawrence Gilfer.

Try to seat us next to a celebrity on the Concorde, like Sting or someone.

I shouldn't know about this? A mother can't know about this?

Wow. You're hours early.

I guess we'll see you tomorrow for dinner.

I saw her wipe her face with a $100 bill.

Nancy Brenda Gatson.

He will always be my boyfriend. That's it. Forever.

Beatrice, the tea, please.

It's 15 blocks. Come on, I think you'll like it.

- It's for my spit. - Your what?

Lorelai, I'm perfectly capable of handling this.

I love that we always have that option.

I'll make some coffee.

I guess it was inevitable, us running into each other.

- Go to hell! - Right back at you!

- My father? - Yes. Remember him? Tall, bow tie.

Actually, she's graduating Thursday, and there's going to be a ceremony.

'What Color Is Your Parachute? A practical manual for job hunters. '

- Did they have names? - Clem and Clem. Same names.

What do you mean? Feeding my girls, making them happy. I love doing this.

When I was getting a locker for my backpack...

That's right. Add it to the list. No books, no music, no phone.

Now I have to find Jess, and I have to make sure that he's okay...

Yes, I am, Aren't I?

My cracked staff has just informed me of its arrival.

The music. I'll be right back.

Making sure the camera's getting your best side, princess?

do you move on to other animals, like clay chickens and clay sheep?

- See you tomorrow. - Thanks.

Actually, Beatrice, could you hold off on...

We won't get upset.

Yes, well, tomorrow then.

From college. From business classes.

So tell me, what's this about? You were so mysterious on the phone.

- How's the diner? - It's still there.

My mother doesn't behead anyone. My father doesn't snore too loudly.

and bought a Hummel at the curio shop in Stars Hollow.

And be mocked again? No, thank you.

'Have you given any thought to how children will work into your future plans?'

I'm sure it'll be great.