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Mom says if I breathe pollen, my organs will disintegrate.
♪ To make himself a goddamn toilet ♪
Our history books are all lies. Your dad wrote them.
Scootie! I knew you'd come.
Where's my eyebrow plucker? I want to look pissed off all the time.
Twerk them tits.
You still believe that crap?
Your mom made that up to keep you in the city because she's overprotective.
You got me, your new BFF!
Oh, it's not for aliens. It's for you.
Yeah, you single? My friend's nephew is looking for some trim.
Wormholes? Hmm.
You can't tell me what to do!
But only to my mother's shower.
Renzo, you are done for!
The guys on my team say you think we're a joke.
Perception is reality, mister!
Yeah, even Billy knew that. Yes.
Now, I make stuff like this.
Anyway, another fine display of plasma swordsmanship
Be a good guy. Join me.
-You know, since it's here… -All right, five minutes.
Thanks for sticking by me, guys. You're true friends.
[suspenseful music plays]
-Yep. -Pretty much.
Barry Barris?
-Cool! Slide whistle! -[melancholy tone]
S.H.A.T.? Our name is S.H.A.T.?
but I guess you done knew that since you is too.
I've been on over 700 missions in the alien wasteland.
But I think I can convince my father to treat your people fairly.
Your son has been captured by Bazarack.
I… I just can't believe it.