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and shove it up your tiny, yellow ding-dong."
Oh, yes, come on!
A map to Bazarack's hidden base.
Let's just enjoy the game.
So about the team… [inhales through teeth]
Get away! Stop making me look silly
but I cannot betray him.
That means we're the bad guys.
Kids, today we are doing an educational field trip with my sister.
Dad, I ask you every year and you never let me.
You think I'm evil? [chuckles]
[upbeat music playing]
Right. No, Billy, you must grip the shaft tighter or you'll never climax.
Do you know how scary that dude is?
Thank God, you…
Deep down, I always knew you could.
♪ He kicked my wife in the twat ♪
Holy piss, this thing is uncomfortable.
Really? Well, shit. Come on in.
You betrayed me for Snuffle Snarts?
Whatever.
Didn't you say it was your destiny to rid this planet of evil?
Got any shit here that kills things?
[Mal grunting]
What's your name, little guy?
Like a piece of shit Disney show.
[screams]
My bone throne. Excellent.
♪ S is for sucked out eyeball ♪
Apparently the Czar's son is on his way here to assassinate you.
Billy scared!
Now relax.