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and I love him.

Reporting for duty, sir.

We gotta get Fichael back here before my wife's done shopping.

Back off, mother f**ker, that's my kill!

Sure. Just blow into this and it causes instant death.

Thank you for telling me the truth about my hot daddy,

Is it cunt, Ms. Skullcunt?

Good morning, Special Hostile Assault Team!

Nothing is too good for my new general.

Okay, the map says we've got to make it through the very bad, bad, bad forest.

I mean, how dare you interrupt us?

Why do you care how you look, sir?

Great. Where should I hang this fake head?

[melancholy tone]

[ominous music plays]

So that's the only reason you care if I live or die. Got it.

What? I have a six-year-old nephew

I made it back without losing my last human part.

Change of plans.

Anyway, today is the day--

We go all around the table until we're one big Russian nesting doll.

It's dry, Fichael. So dry. I'm afraid it's gonna start a fire.

Whoa! You're, like, Farzar's top scientist.

He invaded our planet, pushed us off our land,

-We've got to do something quick. -Oh, uh, "quickly." It's an adverb.

He thinks I'm a joke.

So this is outside. It's glorious!

If what he said was true,

I get the most kills on every mission. I had this!

Needs batteries.

Where the fuck am I?

Yes! Do I get my own team of soldiers?