Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Clitaris, get your gargoyle-looking, fat fucking wife in here.

Dad, I just wanted to clear up something.

Mom, I know we're rich, but I'd prefer a living pet.

This… this isn't even a map.

Except for Tina, who calls me Ms. Skullcunt.

Look, I fixed your watch.

-Cool! Slide whistle! -[melancholy tone]

Yes. I need to know

I told Fichael not to go on this mission. He may be dead for all I know.

Oh, I can't wait to tell all my quote-unquote "friends."

Gold-plated socks, gold-plated gold bars,

See? Daddy evil. But don't just take my word for it.

Cool. Slide whistle.

-Cool. Slide whistle. -[melancholy tone]

I don't like to brag about it, but it's big.

The way to Bazarack is through the nether regions,

I'll tinker with this, if you don't mind. We attack at dawn! You're a warrior now.

to keep out the aliens and their diabolical leader, Bazarack.

by our brave son, Fichael.

Sorry, Fichael. I'll never turn my back on you again.

Anyway, listen up, team.

We can learn so many things out here.

Billy pick flowers for best friend. Aha!

Sanchez! Don't be a hero!

That's why I bought this from my Snuffle Snart dealer.

[fanfare playing]

But you will when you see this. Curtains!

Yes. Well, I was until my nervous breakdown.

No sunset sloppies for a month!

Nope. It's for me.

How did this happen?

We were pinned down and I had to eat my whole goddamn platoon.