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Yeah, is The Emoji Movie gonna be more like The LEGO Movie or Wreck-It Ralph?
For some reason? It's my destiny to rid this planet of evil.
We is the Intellectoids,
♪ He parked in my handicapped spot! ♪
You know what Mommy likes. Oh, yeah.
♪ R is for ripping off my face ♪
Yeah, you can just say, "Here." Val Skullcruncher.
I don't have fatallergies?
And, uh, make sure you hydrate, okay? Don't want to cramp up mid-murder.
Give me that map!
[laughs]
Where's my fucking rim shot?
[all laughing]
All right, you aliens, come and get some!
I landed on my goddamn Ski-Doo keys!
Billy, help!
Oh, look at that. Guess you already have. Oh, well.
Ah!
[cackles]
I'm so mad I could do a backflip.
You wanted to see me, Lord Bazarack?
I have a shockingly slender penis.
Wait a minute. What's the new password?
Hi! My family and I are looking for new friends.
[grunts]
What's next? A gold-plated girlfriend?
I'm going on a mission, and it's not to bring back rocks for your koi pond.
[laughs] Yeah!
She's right, Fichael.
You did it, son.
Everyone who saw that, kill yourself.
Fine, we'll kill Bazarack without you then.
[rim shot plays]