Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What? - But don't tell me...

What do I look like, a Gypsy courtesan?

Plants freak me out. I'm way better with babies, actually.

Look, I know I'm not your favorite teacher.

At least the bully is not making fun of that kid.

so after warning the kids that there would be serious repercussions...

Is this one of those fortune-telling cactuses...?

Hey, Schmidt. Oh, there is? Thank you.

I thought that was a joke...

One, two, three, four.

And a project bursts into flames.

Look, I got in my head, Julia, I thought you sent me this cactus...

Taking names, kicking butt, you know, all that.

Thank you, Winston. I really needed that.

that I have sexually enjoyed in a really long time.

Thank you, but I have a different approach.

- Oh. - Oh, my God.

Just get me out of here without someone seeing.

smartest, ballsiest, bitchiest, truly terrifying woman...

It's been a really hard week.

Why do we care about a crescent moon?