Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I write songs. We're weirdos.

"This teacher is muy caliente." - Hot, hot, hot.

And I do believe I speak for the entire human race when I say that...

Give me the damn cheese.

Start it up, Brianna.

Julia. Call me back.

There it is. Look at that.

Oh, what a revelation.

And why did Mr. Genzlinger dump you?

Call me back, Julia.

Nathaniel, I'm gonna help you out.

- Oh, really? - Really. I mean, I can survive breakfast.

Throughout the city

Come on, Schmidt, stop being such a big baby.

FYI, I'm not high right now.

and the best thing you can think of is Jerk-sica?

I got you a real plant.

I'm sorry, I just realized about the time difference.

- What? - Oh, yeah.

Message received. I'm the cactus.

Oh, hey, Cecilia. Did you get my junk mail?

And you have a giant cactus needle sticking out of your face.

so you're just gonna have to deal with it and respect it.

- Did you have a sexual guest? - What?

I know. You're a plant killer.

I like to pretend like I'm your lover on the down low, Theodore K. Mullins.