Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Our coat check girl could take down the names

Hey, Archie. You okay?

But I do promise to crush you in Quiz Showfinals,

[host] To Stonewall.

to help us with something of a personal nature.

A total beefcake.

Because I've just had one of my hellaciously simple, yet brilliant ideas.

Demand side economics.

No, amused at the thought of your ponytailed girlfriend

I turned in my draft for the Baxter Brothers book.

Correction, Daddy.

I was just trying to help, Archie.

The only person immune toQuiz Show fever?

-[timer chiming] -Well, time's up. Riverdale has won.

No, I just wanna make him sweat.

I just don't understand, how could anyone find out?

I have a room at the Five Seasons.

at this point Fred is three sheets to the wind, okay?

I have a proposal for you.

that from how sad I am that I won't be going.

[both grunting]

You ask me, this sounds like a million dollar idea.

To our two income streams being up and running.

Busy. Word is spreading faster than a fire at Thornhill.

[exhales sharply] Oh, is that what you think?

In a manual transmission vehicle,

[man 2] Sound check, please.

[stammers] There isn't a handbook on how to tell your girlfriend

Oh, but don't worry, his father covered it all up,

But I want to apologize for what I did to you.

So now I have to come up with pitches

And I don't know how I'm supposed to keep going.

In his 1899 novella The Jungle Book,

I just love getting you all wound up.

Not only is its rent prepaid for the rest of the year,

but you had to destroy my future too.

Trust me, I've done hundreds of these.

This is not about me wanting to get back together.

Sweaty people equals thirsty people,

seven of that in combat.

Oh, I'm sorry. Have I besmirched your precious honor?

Daryl's one of my top earners,

Ah, that's Bret, huh?

You didn't have to come.

I will try to keep the co-eds away from Forsythe.

Well, with the thrilling back and forth,

Not anymore. [sniffles]

[scoffs] You're gambling with it?

tucked away in your back pocket?

and then bought his way into Stonewall,

You earned that trophy.

Thank you, Chuck. I owe you.

It's mandatory, Mother.

Who also designed Thornhill. I knew that.

Yeah, not in the way that you think, Mom.

Is it because he got into Yale and you didn't?

we're taking on quite the load.

Nice to meet you.