Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, some of the guys are pretty pissed about it.

If you give me a little more time, I can come up with another--

Back pocket? More like top floor.

-Sure. -Cool, I'll text my guy.

but what if I could pay it forward, helping you win?

-[buzzing in] -Demand--

My publishers want a dark and edgy villain for the book, Charles.

We have our returning champions, Stonewall Prep,

Especially after what your mom told me downstairs.

fizzy juice drinks, and coffee-infused colas.

-[buzzing in] -If the limit never approaches anything,

And if you get the itch to run...

They were afraid that if your father's identity got out,

So, let's tap those scumbags like maple trees

I keep waiting for Jug to come back, but he doesn't.

Look, Carlos, that's not the kind of job we take.

You deserve Yale, Jug.

[Betty] Tell me Bret is lying.

-[sighs] -Alice told me.

Let's keep it between us.

-Jughead told me about the recruiter. -Mmm-hmm.

for filling in during these difficult times.

Meanwhile, we covertly hand out samples of our delicious homemade rum.

Whoa, Betty, hang on for a minute, what's going on?

Yeah, well, I'm family,

We can't do business with Hiram Lodge.

I'll see if I can get you some answers.

-Don't lie to my face. -I wasn't lying.

[sighs] Thank God for Bret's morning workouts--

-[sizzling] -...who was feeling a lot less lonely these days.

-weeping over your dead body. -That's not gonna happen.

They mentioned something about say, um...

facing first-time finalists Riverdale High.

for glassmaking since the 13th century?

-[door bells jingle] -[music playing]

Just... promise me you'll keep an open mind. Okay, stud?

of the society of the founding fathers.

Well, that sound can only mean one thing,

It's good money, on-camera work.

Your brother put up that sign, Frank.

and the legitimate money we bring in at the club

that you had nothing to do with it.

It's all your, B. Destroy that pleated khaki trash monster.

What about a serial killer that uses social media

That it's just tickling?

and have some pitches prepared.

My dad wouldn't do it. I won't either.