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There's homeless sperm on this.
Can-can you just... n-not-not right now?
-Oh, y-your wife with AIDS? -She doesn't have AIDS.
Oh, my God, Peter, what the hell are you wearing?
think you the shit? you not even the fart!!
(helicopter blades whirring)
Everyone, I'm Peter Griffin's wife.
Thanks for the two dollars.
-Please don't. -Here we go, blank page.
It is enough.
Yep, early admittance.
She actually wore this to an awards ceremony.
Without me, none of this would've been possible.
is say you like my haircut, and I'll leave.
-I think you might be right. -About what?
Congratulations, Ashley!!!
I'm home! Home is safe!
Oh, really?
I'm gonna become a deejay.
Now take this.
So, what's next for you, Brian?
Here, Your Honor.
It's way high up there.
This morning, I was honored by a local business.
Peter, look, Peter.
I love it!
-Thank you. -He likes to have the last word.
(classical music playing)
¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶
I'm getting my friend a birthday card in Spanish.
Look, Stewie, this is a huge step for me,
everybody's gonna think we're a lesbian couple.