Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, my God, they got one!

So good to see you.

we assault the nation with Chicago-themed programming.

You want a war, Peter? Let's go to war.

and if you can't support me,

I just want Skylar back!

that hold you back.

(inhales sharply through teeth)

I'm a bad friend, I admit it.

Or I'll do the clichéd pharmacy price check jokes.

I read his book.

But how did we get there?

It's just like what happened to those blacks at that Starbucks.

Hard to be friends with someone like that.

So, uh, uh, call me back.

"Dwayne Johnson."

-Peter, you can't... -Establishing shot!

I call it "The Stewie Decimal System."

ewww cant on foenem grave I'm finna crash out on a ho named peter griffin

For everything you have.

Why are you doing this?

by the CVS across the street.

You promised we'd be there for each other forever.

Tallahassee Family Court calls Peter Griffin.

Stewie. Y-You saved me.

Hey, you want to take a personality test?

I haven't been totally honest with you.

With my boobs and your hair,

Yeah, it's a no on the sandwich, Bentley.

no one ever looks at him the same.

You abandoned me.

Tom Cruise under your helicopter.

-Ever! -You're right, you're right.

I've wanted to cut your balls off for years,

So I'm sitting in my office at work

The world's crazy.

I'm gonna start a podcast that has no focus

JOE (outside): Congratulations on Bowdoin, Meg!

(gasps) No way!

The punch line is it was 9/11.