Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're among friends, Speed. Don't be coy, come on.
Oh, save your breath.
Hey, listen, ghost, that isn't fair.
if he doesn't have a little love in his heart. Yeah.
I'm going to call the cops!
Okay, let's go.
"Dear Santy Claus:
Now clear out, everybody!
You mean she and that retired general split?
God bless us all, every one.
a Scrooge they can hate.
Will you do our play?
But I said you'd never be interested.
I have the same note about your performance.
How'd you do that?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're lots luckier than Ebenezer Madison.
We'll find somebody else to play the part.
"Just an old ugly rubber duck here with a busted honker!
Come along, dear Tiny Tim.
is because you just think about yourself.
Oh, you don't know what kind of a scary dream I had.
What, Murray, what?
"If I had me way,
We don't need Oscar Madison to make this show a hit.
You'd be perfect.
( melodramatically ): Christmas? Bah, humbug!
Haunteeeeeed... ( static )
Will you wager or not?
I can't take a sob story on an empty stomach.
Yeah, well, you should have listened to me.
Monday morning, he put his uniform back on
of Oscar Madison."
Oh, no.
Wait till that TV repairman gets here,
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪
You're impossible to live with
I helped to do that. That's nice, isn't it?
the other real me is the only real me
and beat the wings off a sugar plum fairy. I'm out.
Felix was right.
"should be boiled in a plum pudding
and the government does the rest.
♪ Season's greetings, Oscar boy, my alimony's due ♪
The theater is a collaborative effort,
and buried with a sprig of holly through his heart."
Christmas Carol at the Midtown Orphanage.
We want you, Felix.
( quickly ): Christmas bah humbug humbug I say if I had my way I would...
What do you mean, good-bye? What good-bye?
I wouldn't even be in a lousy Christmas play for you guys.