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I thought it would help your allergies.
Look... Boys, come close.
If I knew... Oh, that was nothing.
Besides, I read this Dickens story. Let me have it.
I'd like to show you how it ought to be done, though.
"With him he brought a crutch,
I don't want to see anymore.
in a Christmas display window.
( shivers ) What a joy it is
That's exactly the way I want it.
Felix, we're in big trouble.
You know, I don't want to go this way.
Take this with you.
Murray.
And I'll have to play it myself, Oscar.
Now read Scrooge!
You like the nightcap I stole from the play?
Oh, read this? No, Felix, I'd get embarrassed.
'cause without Oscar playing Scrooge, we're in deep trouble.
You will be haunted tonight, Ebenezer Madison,
They wanted me to make one last-ditch effort
Look, it would be just a nice thing to do.
Don't test me, Felix.
( laughing dementedly )
All my good friends, and what kind of a friend have I been?
Oscar, in these troubled times
and croup kettle in choice of color..."
Gone 24 hours, and already this lovely apartment
( "God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen plays )
I'm imagining it all.
VINNIE: I told you that.
And Roy and Speed and Vinnie and Murray...
There's Tiny Tim.
My ulcer's acting up.
Come in, Tiny Tim.
I'd like to give 'em a...
they probably do.
Christmas, huh?
Somebody's got to be backstage
All I know is that I put the alimony check in the mail,
I'm shivering. Why is it so cold here?
"That was the only thing I asked for.
I don't know.
Got my things all packed, Oscar.
Yep, the Board of Health
Oscar, just because you and your ex-wife
Hold it, Felix.