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What do you mean you're packed?
You can't, you've got to help me trim the tree.
but if I did, we wouldn't have a show for the kids.
Yeah, well, he'd better really get involved in this play,
Santa wouldn't... If he came down that chimney,
If they're not stained, crumpled or smelly,
Roy, read for the part.
We'll find the right man for the job.
They don't hate me.
"This messy grave marks the last resting place
"This gift certificate entitles Mr. Felix Unger
I'd have you all flogged, you hear?!
Hey, Speed?
Poor Tiny Tim.
You hate everything that is warm and decent,
How? We'll take the elevator.
That spicy food will bring back your ulcer.
You're sitting on the meat loaf.
Mr. Oscar Madison? Yeah.
( all laugh but Oscar )
Gentlemen, partake of Christmas cheer.
Felix, you did it again!
Look back...
Just plain nice.
in a Christmas display window.
That's from all that spicy food you eat.
"to select a superior, all-new air-germ humidifier
for Ebenezer Madison,
Ah, shut up, and let's play cards.
Oscar, we need you for the play.
I would have one minor note.
and run all the technical things.
we proudly present
Some wino got tangled up
Oscar, maybe the reason Christmas gets you down
Hold it a minute, will you, Felix?
Yours truly."
God bless us all, every one.
ALL: ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
Look at this. Merry Christmas.
ALL EXCEPT OSCAR: ♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪
It's Murray! Your old friend.
That's very funny?
( shivers )