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I was mad quick, right?

- I'll spank you with it. Come here. - Spank me. You ain't hurting.

Could I have a hug?

- Get Champ some peanut-butter ice cream. - Spread it all over the girls.

You're gonna hate Roper, you'll hate me, you're gonna hate the fucking world.

- Hagler-Leonard. - No, Hagler-Hearns.

It's called the sweet science, this sport of boxing. It is a carnival of carnage.

Listen. Why don't you get some Ambi, brighten your ass up,

- Son of a bitch. - Let's keep it that way.

- I consider myself an artist in this regard. - You are an artist, Julio.

Discovered God, or drugs, or pussy. Some such thing...

- Ooh. - She works for you now.

This is the beauty of America.

Mike Tyson was round when he fought Buster Douglas. Buster KO'd him. You know why?

Why don't you piss off, you fuckin' monkey?

- Fast hands for a white boy. - We just sold 50,000 tickets.

The poodle, pussy, whatever your name is? If you a man, be a man.

Moving on quickly. Here we go. Proceed. Proceed quickly.

- Sure we can. - It's a sign of self-loathing.

- But you're still my brother. - I'm not your brother.

What the fuck are you talking about?

We are halfway through the sixth round of this heavyweight title fight,

to watch niggers beat up niggers.

Shut up, Irv. Damn. Here you go, bro.

Punch or get out.

It's like I painted a picture of the Mona Lisa and forgot to put the breast on.

Man, this wasn't a fight, this was an execution.

against the No. 8- Ranked heavyweight contender,

Come on over, baby. Ferdie wants to talk to you.

- He's got that tummy. - You're starting to believe your own bullshit.

If Conklin had started earlier in his career, would he be the champion?

- You're a little camera-shy, aren't you? - Sometimes, but I'm getting the hang of it.

38 wins by knockout,

I thought it was a breakfast cereal, myself.

Let me ask you a question Do you covet racism?

Nobody's stealing your glory. You're a disgrace.

- It's your fault, man. - Well, I'm sorry, man.

by the honorable, estimable, incorruptible president of World Boxing International,

Well, they took away my suite. After 20 years, like that.

- You like him, Bambi? - I think he's gorgeous.

Yeah, it look nice on you, man.

What does he want?

I’m not Irish

I'd like to give you a sign of good faith. While I get my ducks in a row.

Uh-huh. Yeah. For the kids. Yeah, I'm booking the flight now.

- You forget he was an undefeated amateur... - That's right.

Let's take this one here. Here I've got, uh... Let's, uh...

When I return, if I return,

Hit him. Hit him. Hit him.

If he wins, what are your plans after that? Have you thought about that?

No, I got a guaranteed contract for $10 million.

- He loves you. - I love you.

- No, I'm not. - I am fed up with the racism in this business.

Cut that junk off and get rid of that cigarette. You got a fight out there.

From the brother of brothers.

None of the experts give this kid a chance. Yet can 100 million fans be wrong?