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And the white keys.

I cannot make caviar out of fish eggs!

If I'm making 40, look how much you're gonna make.

For being flawed.

Guess that's kinda like, Close cover before striking.

- You gotta protect yourself. - Uh-huh. You know, I'm not...

He says... he says, If you become champ, Terry,

Pay-per-view was down 50 per cent on the last heavyweight title fight.

Vincent, how are you doing, baby? You seen Jules? How's everything?

The champ. He's never lost as a professional. Right?

Because I'm fresh and good-looking?

Ten years ago, who beat Roper as an amateur?

Donovan Stop ducking me

Sit down. It's a press conference.

and I want you to ask yourself the question -

of the Sultanic era of boxing.

What do you think it's gonna feel like to lose to an amateur, chump?

And after I'm done kicking the champ's butt,

- He ain't here because he's ducking me. - He'll be knocked naked from the waist down.

May the Lord bless you. May the Spirit guide you.

You wanna drive a Rolls-Royce, but you don't wanna beat the champ.

James The Grim Reaper Roper.

- Will you come on? - Watch this.

- You really think I could take him? - He's scared shitless of you.

that my man, Marvin Shabazz Flex O'Neil... Marvin, will you?

It's a gun. He's got a gun. He's got a gun.

I love this outfit. Is that a unitard?

You rat-soup-eating honky motherfucker!

- they come to ruin it. - Stop talking and step to me.

Champ's pissed off now.

Time and Newsweek say I should be arrested.

Thank you. All right, man. Come on. Hug him, man.

or the white hoarfrost of an early morn

- Amateurs don't count, honey. - Are you high? Are you on something?

Where'd it come from?

I'd sooner be turked by a syphilitic bear.

Well. You found Terry Conklin, huh?

- So, who beat him? - Who cares? He was an amateur.

Hold it. Hold it. Hold it.

And what's up with that outfit? You Ali Baba Jackson?

- I love you. - Not like I love you.

This is the vineyard of the fistic arts

Don't you forget, I never lost a fight.

You become a man. You wanna start acting like a man, you be a man.

- He wants to promote you. - Who? You?

You gotta be in some kind of shape. Oh, I am in shape. I’m round.

Come here. No, no. Look at me. I'm right here. Look this way. Come on.

He just keeps circling around. He could get tired. Stu, could there be anything wrong?

I tell you, I don't want to talk about this. It's over.

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

for the eradication of the homelessness situation in America.

It makes a difference to you how he falls? With a left or a right?

Yeah. I just want to say that after 38 fights,

- Champion-rolla! - Who are you?

- I don't fight any more. - But you're the only man

on March 17, St Patrick's Day,

That's it? What the hell is this microwave-fight bullshit?

- Here he is. - Showtime, boys.