Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Would that be all right? - Yeah.
- Yeah. Pat Boone in boxing gloves. - You know, John Wayne is his uncle.
You think the public's just fallen in love with me because of the color of my skin?
What's that?
then we come in Nino-Brown-style. Yeah, yeah. That's what it's about.
To play the piano, you need the black keys...
He apologizes.
Well, baby, you know, there's this sweet, gold...
You better watch your back!
$2 on the clean cut white boy #MayweatherVsMcGregor
We just wanted to let you know we got your back.
- Fuck is all this duck shit, you... - Chill with all these dots.
And if Sultan doesn't give us a shot at the title and he tries to duck us, we will sue him.
Uh...
Hey Conclin Whoomp there it is.
Sit down, mate. Sit down. It's fine. It's fine.
you've got to be in some kind of shape oh, i'm in shape...i'm round
Well, the rest of you can kiss my big, black, bloated, Rolls-Royce-driving ass.
That's right. And I will support these men, honorable...
- You get the pay-per-view pick-up? - I understand that...
Sweetheart, could you...
- Yes, sir. I have one question. - What?
- and unofficially I got the champ ahead. - Why wouldn't you?
Happy Birthday Matt
Relax. Fight's a lock.
- Right. - I think we found our man.
Good luck, kid.
to ever beat the heavyweight champion.
Man, shut up.
Michael Byrd Right B4 Clappin Ashlii Babbitt
the undisputed and still undefeated heavyweight champion of the world,
It was like fighting my little sister.
Yeah. It's a duck thing.
- Oh, kind of a muscatel. - Go on, sister.
- I'm really proud of you. - I'm proud of you.
- What about Mr. Sultan? - Uh...
Jews can't be Uncle Toms.
OK.
- Yes. Rolling. - I've got here Marvin Shabazz,
No holding.
- How about you, Champ? - I don't know nothing any more.
Julio.
Shit, man, I didn't pay no $1500 for both these seats...
- Is that what you're saying? - Well...
- All right. - Fake-ass black man.
YOU MAY BE IRISH, BUT THEY'RE ALMOST WHITE
- Who is this Irish duper? - Who bought this? Who bought this?
- No, I love you. - I love you.
- Yeah. Newsflash. - What gave it away? His record?
Well, do it for the homeless, Terry.
I need a white heavyweight contender worse than white America needs one.
That's right. Listen, the best thing to do with this crowd is just to walk away.
Or a smart younger man such as yourself?
Roper is a jungle animal. He wants to do unspeakable things to your mother and sister.
Hey, Siegfried. Who's that behind... Who?
$10 million?
What you got, Rev? Shit.
You're a beautiful human being.
Good luck, fat boy.
Ooh. I bow to you. I sit at your feet.
Fuck tangible. Give me something real. I want something real. That's what I want.
- Sue me. - Sue him.
No. No, Fred, please. Now, you're just a little upset.
You ain't my daddy … Are you?
It is the ass of a human being, man!
Well?
for giving me this chance to...
These people aren't watching a heavyweight title fight, but King Lear.
- Getting up. - All right, man.
- Am I getting jerked again? - You my brother.