Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The beginning...
- Sultan, the kid's not even a professional. - Bert, the kid's not even 100 per cent Irish.
I think it's applicable universally to the homeless
I would like to start off by saying thank you to the champ
You know what else?
Uh-uh, I'm, uh... I'm not sure.
It makes me sick and I can't wait to go home.
...who knocked out Roper in the Golden Gloves Championship.
Oh... Vivian.
- Shut up! - Bitch.
You think this is all just a big joke, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Mitchell Kane. He says he has a lot more of them.
Let me help you up.
I'm about to donate to the Remove My Foot From Your Ass Foundation.
Don't give away what we can sell!
That's a possibility. But, just in case, don't get him mad, eh?
Was that as easy a fight as it looked?
- Look out. - Look at this. Look at this.
And now...
- You've fought nobody. Step to me. - This shit stop now.
You have just seen a preview of the marvelous fight to come
No, no, no, no, no. It's just a fact. You growing up in the 'hood.
- What did you say? - I want you to return to the ring.
Now, take it easy. Come on. Take it easy.
Ooh!
No, Reverend. This is the payday. This is the day we've been waiting for.
- Who do you think will see this debacle? - It'll be the biggest payday in sports history.
that 60 days from today,
But... he's lost as an amateur. Right?
I gotta change.
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Your fucking job!
But we got a $10 million guarantee to pay the champ.
Johnny.
- What's up, Johnny? - We may have found a great white hope.
- A what? - Uh, a Brougham.
Marvin, I'm giving you the title shot.
Two bucks on the clean-cut white boy.
- But you might wanna take a look at it. - What is this?
Doing a rock opera for homeless about the situation in Cleveland.
- I love you. - Wait a minute. That's the third I love you.
Terry.
Whoo!
Kane.
There's a reason everyone has lost interest in the heavyweight championship of the world.
- No, I'm tired of merlot. - Yeah, he's right. I can't stand another merlot.
Johnny, I'm ignoring your racism. This one's for the homeless.
Yes, we do.
I'm gonna donate all of my moneys to eradicating the homelessness situations,
Tranquillize yourself, will you?
Come on. White? Heavyweight? Man, the two words don't even go together.
I'll tell you what, honk. I'll stick my dick so far up your fucking ass I impale your tonsils.
We are honorable men, but I've worked too hard for this.
It look nice on you.
Let me fix your hat. All right.
Uh... we're looking for something tangible
Ten gallons of ice cream, a carton of gummy bears, all the pork skins in Vegas?
And you have the balls to reach that goal. You have a blind, stupid belief in yourself.
Ahem.
Bullshit. I'm the No. 1 contender, and I'm tired of you motherfuckers ducking me.
- Best seat in the house right here. - There we go.
The sweet science right there in the balls sack
He's got savvy. He knows how to breathe in a ring.
- Yeah. - You're fired.
We're here to talk about Roper and Terry Conklin.
- This guy's a putz. - No, he's got something.
- All right? Yo, Irv! - I'll be back.
I ain't got no problem. You do. I'm gonna whup your white...
The champion weighs an official...
- You're a pig. - I'm not a racist. I'm an Englishman.
Bitch
- Artemus? - Yeah.
- Bad news. - How bad?