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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Now, Kathy, your last flip was heads. The one before that was tails.
trying to find that burger. Or at least forget about her.
the crappy old places we loved began to disappear.
One of 9,000 convenient locations.
No, if Marshall says this isn't the burger, this isn't the burger.
Nothing serious. Just take it slow, you know?
- Mexican? - I just said I don't like Chinese.
- Yes. - Did you guys change cooks or something?
Member, FDIC.
I finished early, okay?
every other burger tastes like my grandpa's feet.
just to go work at a bank. He's gonna be an environmental lawyer.
Getting a home equity loan at Goliath National Bank. I'm just saying.
you deserve a triumphant mouthful of meat.
And I can tell you where that is for 100 bucks.
Everyone's got an underpants radius.
So, what do you guys want to do for dinner?
I think about that first week in New York, you know?
- What? Uptown? Where? - 106th and Manhattan Avenue.
- This is it. - Yes!
and then I would just fool around a little bit.
Excuse me. Oh, boy. I've got to go. I've got to go!
Now I'm doomed to walk the earth forever, searching for that green door
Ted. Ted, I've just had the most amazing burger of my life!
Okay, Regis, we will, we will.
- They're unopened. - Give it.