Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You are sad, you are beaten down.

Your search is over! We got girls taking off their clothes!

Attention, New Yorkers, this bank sucks! They suck!

Barney, I hate to break this to you, but working for a bank's kind of lame.

Through thick and thin you can always depend

Okay, look, so this isn't the place. All right, it's no big deal.

This is your fault, you and your stupid bank.

- Chinese? - I don't like Chinese.

That's so kind of you.

and altogether terrifying.

Weird meats, funny music, side of rice. Why are we splitting hairs?

Hey, what the...

swirling in your mouth, breaking apart and combining again

and for a kid from Minnesota, the big city was a scary place.

where the chef killed it and ran it through the meat grinder.

- Do you think they're still open? - I don't know.

It's not a burger place anymore, it's a Goliath National Bank ATM.

I've walked by it a million times. It's on West 12th, right off of 7th.

It's like an angel from heaven landed in the kitchen at MacLaren's,

- I mean, it is just a burger. - Just a burger?

- Do you remember where it is? - No! I never wrote it down.

All right, that's it, you're taking a walk. Come on, go.

Marshall, you have to get over this paranoia.

OLDER TED: And so, after finally tasting again

- Yeah. - I know that place.

Marshall got up the next morning, put on some pants and went to work.

The bun, like a sesame-freckled breast of an angel,

I still have dreams about this burger. Beautiful, haunting dreams!