Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I knew it was on a numbered street!

This feels so good.

But as your self-esteem gets smaller, your underpants radius gets bigger.

searching for the best burger in New York City,

Whoa, really? You want to eat here?

- Well, that's fine. Let's just eat here. - We can't eat here. It's an ATM.

but is it at all possible this is the same burger you had eight years ago,

You know what's not a drag?

Does stuff in New York stay open past 9:30?

- They're barbecue. - Give it!

Hey, Marshall, they're hiring in the legal department.

We just got a new cook. You have to try the burger, it's amazing.

- Lily, I think we're all eating that burger. - I'm not eating that burger.

God, I love Goliath National Bank!

OLDER TED: So we paid the guy, and 20 minutes later...

- That's outrageous. - Come on.

He wanted you to be excited for me, since we're gonna be working there together.

and that red neon sign that says "Burger."

Cost 2,000 jobs. It was brutal.