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I'm worried I'm gonna get this burger pregnant.
Day after that, went downstairs to get the mail.
I forgot to call you. That's not the place.
Robin, I've tried every so-called best burger in New York City
Ted.
Great cup of coffee? Starbucks.
I love this burger so much, I want to sew my ass shut.
Oh, my God. This burger is so good.
I will never use a Goliath ATM ever again. Goliath National Bank sucks!
(ROBIN SIGHS)
- We're headed there right now. - What? Uptown?
Just a burger?
How big is Marshall's underpants radius?
It's great pay and there's good benefits,
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
I have to ask you, Kathy, what's it gonna be?
so it's sort of like a celebrity hotspot. But the burger, Ted. The burger.
This is it.
OLDER TED: That was the plan, anyway.
and win the begrudging respect of a street gang.
That is unbelievable!
- Are you kidding me? - Guys, guys, guys.
...and there it was. The tiniest little burger joint you ever saw,
- Leave the bat. - Fine.
Damn it! Where is this place?
I don't know how to breakdance
But none of those places even came close.