Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll tell you what. You know, we'll keep our eyes out...
[ Both ] Plan B.
Okay.
[ Aliens Reading Card ]
You show up with a bunch of people, pizzas and a keg, and now our house is trashed.
Fackin' stoners.
no unpend! unpend? no unpend!
- And then? - Oh, some fortune cookies too.
We'll go to the twins' house. We'll give them their anniversary gifts.
Oh! No. Hold on.
- Oh. - Well, it was nice meeting you guys.
- We bought these last night? - Yeah.
you will be spending a lot oftime with the ever-popular Mark.
Pussy bashing time!!
- But we can't remember a thing! - [ Beeps ]
- [Jesse ] No way! What's mine say? - [ Wanda ] Dude!
[ Bystanders Screaming ]
Thank you, Captain Obvious!
- It's the doughnut guys. - Huh?
And tHEN? aND THEN?
about ostriches on AnimalPlanet.
I'm sorry, but we don't remember a thing about last night.
Well, you see, uh... Jesse thought-
♪♪ [ Alternative ]
Our imperial commander, Zoltan, requests your presence...
Fucking smallfoot.
Is this Sumo Salad bothering you, Monika? No, Soul Origin
(WHISTLING A TUNE)
[ Chester Groans ] I have to do everything!
- I like the way he talks. - [ Thunderous Footsteps ]
Zohran
We'll send those chicks to meet the twins.
[ Both ] Morning, Gene.
Grab the f-
[ Both ] You guys look great.
- Aah! [ Grunts ] - [ Grunts ]
- No and then! - And then? - No and then!
[ Radio Static ]
as the dudes who destroyed the universe!
- Dude, I'm having my next birthday party here for sure. - Yeah. Me too.
[ Chuckling ] Yeah. Bite down, killer.
- Sounds like us. How wasted were we last night? - Aw, man.
[ Cheering Continues ]
Shibby! Low five!
It is now my great pleasure to present to you...
What score did we get...
Ahh!
That was Jesse and Chester. They've got the Continuum Transfunctioner. [ Laughs ]
Dude, we bought cell phones.
Sweet!
You'd keep... ribbons.
Here is it.
Oh. [ Chuckles ]
[ Boys Laughing ]
[ Laughing Hysterically ]
[ Both Gasping ]
IT’S DRYWALL BASHING TIME
buiId
and Then?
♪♪ [ Ends ]
dumbass
- Holy crap. - That's one psycho dog, dude.
I'm so sorry, you guys. I- I feel terrible.
That Christie Boner is superhot.
Oh, yeah. [ Chuckles ]
But the bad news is, not only did Officer Boyer send your car to the impound...
That it's a very mysterious and powerful device.
Yeah. We've met. You better stay away from our boyfriends.
[ Muffled ] Tastes good. Tastes good, right?
See if he's home.
Dude, where's my stubs?
- Sweet. What about mine? - Dude. What does mine say?
Those double-crossing sexy, sexy sluts!
I got it! [ Laughs ] I got it!
I don't see a Continuum Transfunctioner in here.
- Who are you guys? My name is Zarnoff.
I'm a gender-challenged male.
Dude....where's my tricycle??
[ Zipper Unzips ]
Oh!
Last night, we lost my car; we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper;
Boys, I got some good news. We just got your car in this morning.
[ Both ] And its mystery is only exceeded by its powers.
And one.
♪♪ [ Music Continues ]
- No, we didn't. - Yeah, you did!
Yes! Ooh-hoo!
So, you're sticking to the I don't remember crap?
How about now?
I'm okay. You okay?
Well i don't know!
“Chimpanzees Often Use Sticks As Crude Tools."
- Humph. - [ Gulps ]
Enough! Do you have the Continuum Transfunctioner or not?
- we can change. - We can?
Crispy, new hundred dollar bills.
Boy, those guys are in a hurry.
it's bug bashing time
- Who are you? - We are extremely hot chicks with large breasts.
Sense memory, simulated perception, altered-consciousness memory retrieval.
- Hey, I got it! - You want a piece ofthis?
Ah. Choice excellent, my friend. I'll get the keys.
- Do you knowJesse and Chester? - Who are you?