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Grab the fire extinguisher...
Well, like, ifthey eat peanuts...
- Time for the final showdown. - [ Wilma ] Chester! - [ Wanda ] Jesse!
[ Whistling ]
[ Wilma ] God. So do you, Chester!
Or...
Sweet!
First you give us the Continuum Transfunctioner, and then—
These two were at the Frenchy Donut House last night when me and Louie came in.
[ Cheering ]
Listen, Nelson, the car is gone, and we need to do...
- [ Together ] Rick. - I know. Uh, I can definitely tell you this:
But the bad news is...
You guys were supposed to meet me, but you never showed up.
- You can reach it. - You can reach it!
- [ Moans ] - Then you take it to the mo.
[ Motor Starts ]
- [ Excited Chatter ] - [ Neck Cracks ]
Yeah. But we came over here as soon as we could to help you clean up, but—
to show you my hoo-hoos?
Uh, it's not our fault. It was them.
Chester!
[ Speaking Japanese ]
- What do ostriches eat? - Why?
TACKELORT! what does mine say? KNEECAPS! What does mine say?
- Poachers? - Yeah, that's right.
I don't see the car. You sure this is the place?
Yeah. We don't remember.
that we did buy them supercool anniversary gifts.
- [ Beeps ] - [ Girl ] What happened to you guys last night?
[ Both ] All right!
[ Screeches ]
Well, uh, it's simple.
nigger nigger
- I don't know. - Mmm. Bye.
And its mystery is only exceeded by its power
- Sweet! Oh, thank you. - Will you wait a second, please?
And when they do? Coon bashin time!
We- We don't know.
[ Bird Caws ]
The nerdiest of the nerds
- [ Chester ] What about mine? - [ Wilma ] Sweet!
- Come on. Say it. - [ Laughing ]
- Well, now it's mine. - Ow.
- [ Laughs ] - We saved the universe!
- [ Beeps ] - [ Group ] Uh-oh. Hurry!
Oh, yeah.
Shibby.
Of course!
Hey—
There they are.
- We know. - And we don't have it.
Hey Wow
- [ Woman ] Uh-huh. And then? - And then we went and, uh—
We are not fembots, we are cracked chicks.
Dude, you just touched Christie Boner's hoo-hoo.
Follow the kids. Come on. Follow. Go, go, go.
You guys picked the wrong transsexual stripper to screw with.
[ Caws ]
Thank you, Captain Obvious
annnnd thennnnn?
How wasted were we last night?
- Uh... we want the car back, please. - Oh, I see.
[ Both ] Okay.
- [ Beeping ] - Quickly. You must give it to us so we can deactivate it.
Hi, Jesse. I had a really good time with you last night.
Shibby! Low five!
Dude where’s my car? Where’s your car dude.
This time, it's on me.
[ Engine Revving ]
Your first time in Mali.
I mean, I saw the back seat.
Oh, come on!
I'm really getting the hang ofthis thing, dude.
Dawson Bashing time
- Now do you remember? - [ Both ] No.
Sorry.
There is a party in the Crab Nebula you guys could come to.
- Animal Planet. - [ Monkey Chittering ]
Big mutts are the only ones we do like.
- Jackyl, can I see your pipe? - No, don't—
Well, somebody sure is a grumpy Gus today
Dude, where's my car?