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- The twins had a party. Right. - Right.
oh you guys are my kids! i miss you guys! oh we miss you too! hugs! aww! we missed you.
correct!
- Go ahead and laugh. - [ Laughing ]
Ifyou get it right, I will set you free.
Okay.
Abc
[ Knock At Door ]
What is the average running speed...
- Have you guys ever been to Uranus? - [ Laughs ] Nice!
E- mail me, okay? Freakincage. com.
- And then? - Uh... actually, I think that's about it.
We have something for you too.
Oh. What time did all this happen?
- Maybe a little bit. How was your nap? - Shut up!
- [ Dog Yelping ] - A unicorn?
- Dude, your dog's a stoner. - Can he also bong a beer?
[ Shrieking ]
A Puppycorn
You were pretty- [ Chinese ] last night.
Fucking kipo.
- Really? - I'm not sure.
Sweet! All right, Rick, give us the keys, and we're outta here.
TRUMP! MAGA!
- ♪♪ [ Choir Vocalizing ] - [ Chuckling ]
Aah! Oof! - Oof!
When your friends and family keep asking you for free legal advice
lhjklkl hkllk
We have been sent by our wise and powerful leader-
so we can get back into the state of mind we were in last night.
you will be spending a lot of time with the ever-popular Mark.
[ Chester ] Your car better be in there. I almost lost my pinky to get that info.
sweeeeeeet
Uh, let's see. Must've been between midnight and 2:00 a. m.
trust no one except for us
No way. She would never wave at us.
Look, a unicorn!
[ Chanting In Foreign Language ]
Did I get any messages?
No, nothing, uh...
- Not now, Jeff! - Zip it.
Consider this your warning. [ Snaps Fingers ]
I got it. We'll just get 'em a little something for now.
Did she just wave at us?
_
- We did? - Oh, yeah.
to give it to you.
(ROAR) Nooo! Poppins - hooray!
To banish you to Hoboken NJ
And core??? NO "AND CORE!"
Shibby
Dude... it's a llama.
Kissing thing
Your buddy Nelson's busy at the moment.
- Oh, no. You've activated the Continuum Transfunctioner. - All right, what's going on?
But we'd like you to meet our girlfriends, Wanda and Wilma.
This is Zabu, Zellnor...
Good news, guys.
Hey, check it out. Totally gay Nordic dudes at three o'clock.
Man, I cannot believe we leased a car last night. God!
[ Screeching ]
- Like what? - Well—
That's them! They knocked us out and stole our spacesuits.
[ Wilma And Wanda ] You guys are great boyfriends!
Trust no one...except for ornstein
[ Woman ] Are you Jesse and Chester?
We gotta cut. I mean, we just have to.
Dark ones are the only ones we do like.
- Ugh. - All right. Here it is.
- While we were cleaning our house, which you trashed— - About that—
[ Both Groaning ]
- That is not the Continuum Transfunctioner. - Of course it is.
- Wanda. - Wilma.
What? [ Laughing ] So do you, dude!
No, we are the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner.
So, it's just the, uh— it's the chicken...
Well, somebody sure is a grumpy gus today!
[ Urinating ]
No.
Okay, stoners, where's the Continuum Transfunctioner? [ Knuckles Cracking ]
- and fly through outer space... - [ Popping ]
- Hey, nice interstellarjumpsuits. - Yeah.
- Dude, where's my car? - Where's your car, dude?
I roger that.
- Who are you? - This is my boyfriend Patty.
And then?
Dude, Where's Makar?
♪♪ [ Ends ]
- Oh, boy. - What's the problem, Rick?
- [ Guys Laughing ] Yeah! - Oh, yeah.
Oh, please, if you're gonna say those stupid words to my face again, I'M GONNA GO TOTALLY BALLISTIC!!!
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