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That's my alter ego, your Prickface SweatyMacBallsack
this little sense memory thing...
I'll tell you who's laughing now- we are!
Deaf he is not, dude. Come here, Jackyl. Come here, Jackyl.
- No! No and then. - And theeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn?
[ Both ] Put 'em on.
All right. That's far enough. You, there.
We are the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner.
- [ Horn Honking ] - Shibby!
They will use it to destroy the universe.
- Release dodo bird. - [ Laughing ]
That's a good one there.
Then why did she just wave at us?
♪♪ [ Rock ]
Does he have to talk like that?
Homeless faggot
- Wake up, dude. - Oral pleasure?
- Same time. - Okay.
Dude, where’s my beer? Where’s your beer dude?
Don't hose me. Maybe later.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
- Shut up! - Ow! Hey! I'm sorry.
Did you guys enjoy yourselves last night?
CBB i Outlook kalender
One, two, three.
[ Gasps ] Nothing.
- [ Screaming ] - [ Laughing ]
Would you consider giving it to me while I continue to give you pleasure?
And then—
- Do you knowJesse and Chester? - Pardon me?
people she waves to.
Oh.
for the Continual Trans-ding-a-ling thing...
uykiuk ykuk
When you Get so hard Because of a giant woman
What the—
To banish you to Cleveland ohio
- Bye-bye, boys. - [ Chester ] Can you put on the siren?
Stop copying us Stop copying us
No. No. You know what the feeling is?
♪♪ [ Ends ]
Scary dream, huh? What's up? My name's Mark.
[ All ] Zoltan.
the rice, the soup and the fortune cookies, and that's it.
- You got a hole-in-one. - That is...
Yes you are.
Dude what does mine say? SWT Sweet what about mine? CVE
I saw this on Cops! Hit hard and hit back!
DUDE WHERE'S MY DUDE, DUDE? DUDE, WHERE'S YOUR DUDE, DUDE?
We started talkin', and they ended up buying doughnuts for the whole precinct.
[Jesse ] Whoa! That is one superhot giant alien!
Is this... normal?
- We are looking forJesse and Chester. - Who are you guys?
- They're leaving. It worked! - [ Chuckles ]
But y-y-you— you could use the box to keep-
[ Girls Cheering ]
Uh... of course. How can I forget?
Is it possible that we got so wasted last night...
how about a treat, a nice Bavarian cream?
and I'm gonna put my foot in your ass...
Dude, they're everywhere.
And then we'll apologize for trashing their house. Then we get our special treats.
We're not leaving it behind.
GRRR Roars
Shibby! Low five!
What's going on
- [ Grunts ] - That bad, huh?
- Nice outfits. - They're not outfits.
- [ Both Gasp ] - Breathe deep.
- [ Both ] Twice. - You guys are sucky boyfriends.
I don't know. [ Chuckles ] Wait.
You didn't, by chance, see what car we were driving, did you?
[ Plastic Popping ]
Did you guys say you wanted your car back or you wanted it impounded?
Looks like it was a case of mistaken identity.
Go now and bring us the Continuum Transfunctioner.
- I gotta take a crap. - Told you.
Come on.
The last guy who tried it ended up with three broken fingers.
Wait a second. Ifyou guys don't remember a thing about last night—
I just remembered where you might be able to find Jesse and Chester.
- Animal Planet. - Wow. I said brown.
Here comes the fun. [ Chuckling ] All right.
Gracias Winix
- [ All ] Zoltan. - To find you...
he tagged it for auction, and it was sold this afternoon.
Hey, Mrs. Crabbleman!
- Now are you ready to talk? - Dude, we don't remember.
- And? - And its mystery...
[ Device Whirring Sporadically ]
[ Laughing ]
- No. - Then it's not a barn.
- Didn't the twins have a party? - Yeah, that's it.
And then?
- [ Chuckles ] - Look, dude. I almost got it.
And then— [ Chuckles ] I'm gonna come in there...
Javier y su "Enfermera"
Oh, no! It's you two!
- But you guys ditch us for- - [ Both ] Some big-breasted bimbos-
- [ Beeps Twice ] - Oh, boy.
Bu— Sacrebleu!
[ Gulps ]
And two. Damn!
[ Chuckles ]
You cannot pass! What do I have to do to shut you up? Do I have to hose you down?
Shibby!
- Then, ifthere's time, you could take care of my friend. - Deal.
[ Coffee Sizzling ]
Where you guys from? I'm from Connecticut. Hi. Mark.
And the cookies fortune And then?
- That's gross, dude! - Fine.
Uh, nothing. I was just reading.
annnnd thennnnn?
[ Laughs ] You, you're a competitor.
- Wait. No, I thought that was my alter ego. - No!
Oh! [ Groans ]