Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It’s cougar bashing time
- There we go. - Ow!
- No, we didn't. - Yes, you did!
- Are we cool? Are we cool? - We're still cool.
- [ Groans ] And then? - And the soup, dude.
Nice to meet you.
- [ Singing ] - Low five.
SWEET!
- [ Both Moan ] - Enough!
Hey, who are you gonna believe, us or them?
They were just being nice to me, unlike someone I know.
We just ask them a question about last night...
- [ Beeping ] - [ Pager Beeping ]
Well, I'm not the one that called the Dalai Lama a fag.
nancha You're such a jokester.
[ Bodies Thudding ]
We sewed the names on ourselves.
What?
My parents are taking a nap.
Dude Where's my car?
- Oh, shibby! - Shibby!
- Stolen money? I— - $200,000.
Look, everyone. It's Mr. Jesse and Mr. Chester.
[ Phone Ringing ]
[ Woman Narrating ] Chimpanzees often use sticks as crude tools.
It's been a long strange trip, dudes.
- our prophecy of outer space travel. - [ Pops ]
- You know why? - Uh-uh.
And then?
[Jesse And Chester ] The pudding!
Dude, where are my stubs?
Wow. You are hot.
- Ha. - Ha.
Fucking stoners
This is his parents' house. We're going over there.
You gotta activate the Proton accelerator annihilation beam!
I know your body
It’s true
Excuse me. A little help. Wanda? Wilma? [ Groans ]
- Zoltan! - ♪♪ [ Techno ]
[ Man ] Okay. Shall we cut?
Who are you? We are extremely hot chicks with large breasts.
Good afternoon, Jesse, Chester. How are we feeling today?
[ Engine Revving Louder ]
Now, just concentrate on the beep, swing as hard as you can...
How do you keep popping up like this?
- Except for us. - Oh, yes.
- First give up the Transfunctioner. - First release the girlfriends.
here
[ Laughing ] And then— And then, um—
New plan. First, we find those stoners, get the Continuum Transfunctioner...
We will give you pleasure now if you give us the Contium transfunctioner
This is where he likes to keep the ostrich poachers.
Kissing thing
Dude Where's my Car? AND THEN?
- Oh, hey, you guys want soup? - Sure.
[ Bubble Wrap Pops ]
We ate all the dark ones 'cause we know you guys don't like those.
No way we were here last night.
Don't you remember giving me $500...
- [ Group ] Zoltan. - Nerds.
- [Jesse ] I know they're sweet, but, dude, what's mine say? - [ Wanda ] Dude!
Did you guys say you wanted to wear your jersey or you wanted to use it as a bedspread?
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- [ Snaps Fingers ] - [ Bubble Wrap Popping ]
- Cool! - [ Chuckles ]
- Look at the tuggles on that kitten. - [ Meows ]
[ Followers ] Huh?
It's- [ Grunts ]
I Know Your Body
We are hot chicks. Yes, you are.
I don't want you to touch it! Ow!
You two number one, extra-special, very good-looking guys.
- Dude, we're dead. - Not so fast.
Well, guess this is it.
- Sweet! - Dude!
♪♪ [ Rock ]
- And? - And its mystery is only exceeded by its power.
We turn around again... very slowly...
How knowledgeable are you?
Wait a second. What do we know about the Continuum Transfunctioner?
Sweet! What about mine?
Yeah, three orders ofwonton soup.
Concentrate on the knowledge inside you must!
- Good thing we already bought them gifts. - Yeah.
She's totally right.
What are you doing hanging out with those jerks, anyway?
- [ Glass Squeaking ] - Come on.
- Uh-oh. - You gotta hurry!
that only the ones that are telling the truth would know.