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[ Girl #2 ] You guys are sucky boyfriends. You're always disappointing us.
You, over there. No messing around.
Launch And Support!
No. Let it go.
Shh, shh.
shieeeeeet
- Ohh! - Hurry! There's only three blinking lights left.
- Stick to your own kind. - Why do you have to be such a jerk?
this from south park: "took yer jubes!"
- Just go! - Chester! - Jesse!
We'll spit on it. You know, lubrication.
Yeah. But, for the love of God, they're offering us oral pleasure.
- I don't know. - Trust me.
- [ Growling ] - Very protective he is of his pipe.
it's bug bashing time
Now we get the anniversary gifts, go to the twins' house and get our special treats.
Ohh! Dude, you got a tattoo!
Pls
and my car is gone.
Once all five of the Dirugian crystals stop flashing...
I know your body. I know.
- You're pinching me. - Ha!
Well, that's cool and all, but, dude, where's my car?
Can I get an order of shrimp fried rice?
or theLatin Struthio camelus...
Sorry, Jackyl.
Zoltan Zoltan
Good luck with the whole modeling thing.
Oh Shibby!
- [ Both ] Rick! - [ Laughing ]
Th-The car was here this afternoon. It-It— It-Itjust disappeared!
Seriously, dude, this is an emergency.
- Tommy, you're such a jerk. - Yeah. That's our Continuum Transfunctioner!
- What now? - Hey. I saw this thing...
Gerhard: Ey Alter, wo ist mein Rollmeter
- Bye, Chester! - I love you!
the Continuum Transfunctioner, after all.
[ Screams ]
dude, where's my car? dude where's your apparatus of kwalish?
Maybe you should go sit on the toilet
- You guys have to cut. - [ Man ] Cut.
Where's my money, boys?
What we need is a continuum transfunctioner
Zohran!!
Whoa!
- 'Cause we love them. - Are they wrapped in really cool wrapping paper?
[ Woman ] Chimpanzees often use sticks as crude tools.
Man, I just had the craziest dream.
There's a party in the Crab Nebula You guys can come too
of a full-grown male African ostrich?
The Continuum Transfunctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device.
Wow! Morphing is cool!
Time to find my car.
We came to this planet last night to escape the clutches ofthose evil space sluts.
[ Clearing Throat ] Concentrating you're not, dudes.
- All right, Sammy. You're up next. - Okay-
- [ Groaning ] - I did it! I hit it! I hit it!
- [ Tires Screech ] - Hey! [ Shouting ]
- Wow! - Nice place.
Zohran
Sorry. I guess it was just a regular horse. Weird.
Let me get your proposition straight.
and they mocked us when we started wearing bubble wrap jumpsuits.
[ Bubble Wrap Popping ]
(STOPS WHISTLING)
- What are you, deaf? - Hey, you don't have to be mean, okay?
All we have to do is take out the trash.
Jbu bashing time
jailbreak
annihilation beam...
[ Girls Whimper ]
Uh, we were just going to get it.
Fuckin' stoners.
I wanna go on that ride, Daddy.
[ Both ] Screw the universe?
Yeah! Dude, we really need to find your car.
[ Together ] Happy anniversary!
- [ Crashes, Squawks ] - [ Gasps ]
Idiots! [ Speaking Chinese Language ]
Your the best Freddie Your the best Frankie
- [Jesse ] What are we supposed to do now? - I think we run, dude.
Anthony. Anthony, what is going on?
Dude where's my car
- [ Both ] Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
OH DUDE, YOU'RE A DUDE, THAT"S....
Aw, good boy, Jackyl. Good boy.
- Dude! - Sweet!
- [ Laughing ] - Later, dudes!
Don't worry, girls. We're here to save the day.