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It's not a llama. It's an ostrich.
- And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then— - [ Shouting ]
Let's do this.
They're totally right.
Elfuego of all that is elfuego.
- How are we gonna get outta here? - [ Distant Chatter ]
I could go for some Chinese food
No, no. I don't know him.
- [ Women ] Bye! - Twins sound pissed, dude.
Well, I saw it last night.
[ Together ] Oh.
Ah! Got it!
- We are looking for the Continuum Transfunctioner. - Who are you guys?
And the cookies fortune?
Uh... have we met?
Fuckin' wheezers.
That's kind of funny because what happened was...
- [ Giggles ] - This isn't fair. They're mooning us.
- Enough. - No, it's that one.
Thank you, Jeff. Good point. Trust no one, except for us.
georgette what did you have for lunch? hawaiian mickey mouse.
raaaaaaaa
We've been cleaning all morning. What do you guys have to say for yourselves?
[ Groans ]
Time to get your car, dude.
I am fun-loving... without my clothes.
[ Shrieks ] This is absolutely correct!
Believe me, you guys got more important things to worry about right now.
and den and den and den
Dude
- Do you know who bought the car? - I happen to have the address right here.
[ Speaking Gibberish ]
Hey! Hey!
So...
- Honorable! Honorable! - Onerga— I think you're trying to say honorable.
[ Chittering ]
It's nerd-bashing time!
And that's when we realized we had lost the Continuum Transfunctioner.
Yoshi
[ Nervous Chuckle ] Oh, hi. No, that's not what it looks like.
ANDEN
The protomic incin— The-The gray thing, dummy!
Well, that doesn't really help.
not to mention disappointing, employees ever to work...
Okay.
- See, now that we know that we've been sucky boyfriends... - [ Glass Shatters ]
[ Tires Screeching ]
That was Jesse and Chester.
Wait. You found my car?
- [ Roars ] - Hai-yah!
just how superspecial can a slippery lap dance be?
- Bye! - [ Girls ] Bye!
No, eat.
We need to get back into the state of mind that we were in last night.
Duuuude What does mine say?
[ Video Games Noises ]
[ Applause, Cheering ]
Well, somebody sure is a grumpy Gus today.
- Look! It's an elephant! - What?
It's been a long, strange trip, dude.
Dude! [ Laughing ]
- Then we get our special treats. - And then?
I have a delivery for a Smokey McPot!
So, then, remember, I said, Later, dudes!
If I ever found out you was taking my pizza home for your own eatin' pleasure...
We are not guys. We are hot chicks.
- How do you know they were telling the truth? - Well, it's simple, really.
Busted! B-U-S-T.
♪♪ [ Music Continues ]
You must. But remember, you are in great danger. Trust no one.
Me: I feel Awful
Ride Yummy
- [ Ringing ] - Hello?
- [Grunts] - Damn! Now those are some bigass panties.
I see we're gonna have to do this the hard way.
[ Groans ]
Ifyou are Jesse and Chester, perhaps we will give you erotic pleasure.
The full-grown male African ostrich...
Please leave your shibby at the beep. Shibby!
Where were you last night between the hours of midnight and 2:00 a. m.?
Somebody sure is a grumpy Gus today
[ Electricity Crackling ]
- Wilma. - Thank you, Wanda.
How's my breath? [ Blowing ]
Um... okay.
and go back the other way.
And the fortune cookies, yeah.
Chester, get him off!
Aha! Your eyes you must close.
Well, you wanna go talk to that guy over there.
- What? - We are looking forJesse and Chester.