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All right.
I can be very nice.
- Dude, what does my tattoo say? - Sweet!
Now may I have the Continuum Transfunctioner?
- You're tilting. Why are you tilting? - Sorry.
- [ Sighs ] - I've heard that one before.
Is this where Zoltan—
And when they do, coon bashin time!
All right. Here it is: I am going to ask you a question.
- [ Knuckles Cracking ] - [ Laughing ]
ofthe Continuum Transfunctioner. Where is it now?
I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we should cut back on the shibbyin'.
Shibby!
Aa baby harder harder please make me cum You are so good you always make me cum you have such good cook
and recover the Continuum Transfunctioner.
- Just don't make a mess. - [ Chuckles ]
- Open up this damn door! [ Banging On Door ] - It's open!
No. We have so many questions that we wanna ask you about the universe.
Oh, I'm talking about the whole thing.
Oh, boy. You got me the first nine, but not number ten.
First, you give us the... pleasure...
One of our officers made the wrong identification.
- [ Door Slams Shut ] - Close one. - Yeah.
Pierre!
Nope.
- I'd like to place an order. - What you like?
- Mrs. Crabbleman. - [ Tires Screeching ]
- They're llamas, dude. - No.
[ Giggling ]
- ZOLTAN -
[ Screaming ]
Yeah. I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
[ Both ] All right!
♪♪ [ Ends ]
♪♪ [ Alternative ]
You two are the most irresponsible...
- But— - We just wanted to tell you guys in person that—
[ Wanda ] Wow! You guys had a plan.
then we'll give you the Continuum Transfunctioner.
I can do sexy.
Sweeeet-ah! What about mine?
Yeah, it's supposed to be really nice this time ofyear.
We suck
- We gotta go. - What, are you crazy?
And then nothin' else 'cause I'm done ordering, okay?
Nooooo And then
- Money? - Don't you remember you had that suitcase full of money?
Ifyou get it wrong, well...
you don't remember anything?
Did you guys say you wanted your kelce jersey to fit or you wanted to use it as a bedspread?
The twins. But we can't show up without the anniversary gifts.
We are not guys. We are hot chicks.
The ones you were hanging out with earlier today?
We believe Jesse and Chester have the Continuum Transfunctioner.
to banish you to Hoboken, NewJersey.
SCREW DE UNIVERSE
Choice excellent, my friend
Where did we get a suitcase full of money, man? And why don't we have it now?
It's been a long strange trip, my dudes and duddettes.
- Is anyone hungry? - [ Girls ] Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Hey, are we- Are we supposed to be grossed out by this?
Dude! Ha!
- Here you go. - Thanks for your help, Jesse and Chester.
- [ Pop ] - Quit it. These things are expensive. Ow.
Dude, where’s the beer
Where's that suitcase?
a little refresher course here.
- Chester! - Jesse!
And when I do, I swear to God you will never...
Wow I said brown.
Hey, I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games.
- What are you doing? - Dude, I'm stuck!
- Oh, I'm gonna keep this. - Yeah.
Dude Wheres My Stubs!!
. Dude, where's Bill Barr?
- Wow. - Wow.
Shibby!
[ Both ] Ta-da!
- [ Alarm Blaring ] - Oh! Oh.
[ Alarm Ringing ]
Maybe we deposited it in a Swiss bank account.
- We met you here. - You gave us a ride back to our spaceship.
And then when we find the car, we'll give 'em the real gifts.
Five hundred dollars?
We're gonna go down to the impound lot and get the car, which has the gifts in it.
- Way to go, Chester. - Sorry.
Where were you between the hours of midnight and 2:00 a. m. last night?
We just go over there and ask for the Continuum Transfunctioner?
I know you've been embezzling my pizza...
This is impossible.
Who’s the goose Me
Come here. Dude, those space nerds told us not to trust anybody.
Look. How about this?
B is for Bliss
Chimpanzees often use sticks as crude tools
[ Gasps ] Ah! Oh, my God.
Lookin' for Smokey McPot!
All right. Give it a shot.
- [ Both Laughing ] - You're busted.
Oh, I thought he was your friend.
To answer your question more specifically...
- How much are these? - You already paid for.
- ♪♪ [ Rock ] - [ Both ] Sweet.
He He
I'm a gender-challenged male.