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- Playing stupid thumb wars- - Wearing those ridiculous army helmets—
We are looking forJesse and Chester. Have you seen them?
Your tattoo says dude. Your tattoo says sweet.
[Jesse ] That is one smart primate.
- They're totally harmless. - Oh.
Dude, where's my stubs?
You will be spending a lot of time with the ever popular Jett
- [ Snickers ] - [ Chattering ]
Now, take your shoe off, and you get it.
Uh... ifyou say so.
then it's jerk-bashing time!
They can get up to, oh, an average speed of 27 miles per hour.
So...
I'm surrounded by break-dancing strippers.
Hey Fellas, who's the goose? I am
They've got the Continuum Transfunctioner!
We are so dead.
Last night, your car was spotted leaving the scene of a major drug deal.
- Bitch. - Don't you guys remember?
all knowledge of this encounter.
J is for jailbreak
Oh! Jellybeans!
Why do you have to mess everything up?
Okay... let's go this way.
Altcoiner bashing time
What the- Chester!
- I'll do it. - It's that one.
Sweeeet! [ Muttering ] I've had it.
[ Screaming Continues ]
[ Screaming ]
- I'm sorry. Oneragable? - Honorable.
You guys left work last night with 30 pizzas that didn't get delivered...
- [ Gurgling ] - I think it's working.
Halt. Where is the Continuum Transfunctioner?
No. I got- One ofthese has carpal tunnel.
- And it actually worked. - [ Laughs ]
[Jesse ] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- I don't think he's comin'. - Maybe he's deaf, dude.
Ah, la-la, mm. Okay.
Wait. I got an idea.
Okay, okay, okay.
- This is bad karma, boys. - [ Guys Laughing ]
Let's get in this car!
Me too, son. Me too.
You must be careful.
Oh, boy.
- What worked? - Whatever we did.
You give me pleasure...
Where's your dobutamine dude? Dude, where's your dobutamine?
Yep. The moment of truth.
Ifusej Enthenagyuein!
I'm a gender challenged male.
You know, you didn't have to go all aggro on that speaker box.
- [ All ] Zoltan! - Soon we will leave this lame planet...
Oh, no. It looks like you're already done.
[ Woman's Voice ] Now may I have the Continuum Transfunctioner?
- Dude, that's really annoying. - Sorry.
♪♪ [ Dance ]
Zebulon!
That's it. That's it.
Well, I'm a better lookout. My vision's better. You know that.
How do we figure out which ones are the true Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner?
And then? Hmmm
with cool aliens who like us.
Normally, we would never resort to violence, but we are dealing with...
♪♪ [ Ends ]
Oh, and the wonton soup.
♪♪ [ Continues ]
- [Jesse ] Yeah, but what does mine say? - [ Wanda ] Dude!
I talked to my supervisor, and he said I could give you the address after all.
I KNOW YOUR BODY TYPE.
- Ai-yah! - Sorry.
You know what, dude? I refuse to let us go down in history...
Okay.
Have you seen Jesse and Chester?
See you tomorrow, Gene.
Shibby!
- How do you know Gene? - Huh?
[ Woman With Chinese Accent ] Chinese Foooood. May I help you?
Okay. Here are the whips you guys wanted.
Shibby
- All right, Rick. Forget about it. Psych. - Okay, sure.
What's up?
Hang in there, bro.