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Walk383 gets hit by a car
No, Tommy. I've found somebody else.
I said brown.
Oh!
- I bet we got them sucky gifts. - Yeah.
Last night, I had the two ofyou sneak a suitcase of stolen money out ofthe club.
- I know. - I know your body.
- It's... in the shop. - Really?
We don’t have a couple of days, we need the toilet seats now…
- [ Gene Urinating ] - What did we do last night?
shiiieeaaaaaat
- And? - And its mystery is only exceeded by its power.
Why don't you tell me where that Continuum Transfunctioner is.
Busted!
Just this?
. ...
Okay. [ Both Laughing ]
- Pretty much all he does is lie around and smoke his pipe. - [ Chiming ]
♪♪ [ Dance Rock ]
A very special treat.
- We don't have any peanuts. - Great. We're screwed!
Yeah. You deserve it after all this hard work. Go ahead and pamper yourselves.
- And then? - And then we'll be able to go and get it?
- Dude, where's my car? - Where's your car, dude?
- You're seriously stuck? - I'm stuck!
And ifyou are, you've probably forgotten our anniversary.
- [ Both ] Stop copying us. - Stop copying us.
- It's... in my car. - Then get it, fast...
Hey. Mr. Bingleman.
Watch it. Stop pushing! Watch it!
- Chimpanzees are lively- - I'm starving!
[ Electronic Warbling ]
[ Together ] Oh, my God!
- I'm sick ofwalking, dude. - Me too.
A chop of mine
we are the recipients of instructions from extraterrestrials...
I've been looking forward to meeting you guys...
We are supposed to meetJesse and Chester later, but we cannot wait.
And then?
M— Mo!
[ Laughing Continues ]
The ever popular Mark
Huh?
- [ Electronic Warble ] - Yes!
Zlatan
(Metal Creaks)
What'd you buy dude? Dude, what did I buy?
Hit it.
200,000 dollars?!
Bye, ladies. I need to be alone now.
- Is that what that is? - Yeah.
Hey... have you guys ever been to Uranus?
Keys. [ Chuckles ]
ZAnTAC!
is a very mysterious and powerful device.
[ Whistling Continues ]
Dude Kris Tate is in town!
[ Chuckling ] Dude, where's your car?
- And then? And then? - No and then!
- [ Electronic Beeping ] - Try it again, and just knock it out ofthe park.
- [ Growls ] - [ Groans ]
- [ Beep ] - Punk-ass kids!
- [ Man On TV ] Chimpanzees are— - Morning, guys.
Maybe we should just.. hit up Gary. Yeahhh
I've been in this cage for about three years, five months and seventeen days...
And then
WE ARE HOT CHICKS
- [Jesse ] Dude, let's call Nelson. - [ Chester ] Yeah.
- That was some crazy party, huh? - Hey, have you seen my car?
- How do you know all that? - We've been intercepting interstellar transmissions.
You're such a jokester.
It's me— Tania. Remember last night...
Do you mind if I touch your face? It's the only way I can see who I'm talking to.
They want to destroy the universe.
Maybe you should go sit on the toilet.
and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce.
Anden
Dude, here she comes. Help! Get it!
[ Man On P.A. ] Your attention, please.
Dude, there's your car.
[ Women Together ] Which is today.
- Yeah. You know what we should do now? - Eat?
No.
Zantac!
Hey.
someone who respects me as a person.
Next time I catch you guys bothering my girlfriend, stoner-bashing time.
- Well, we don't know where they are. - And, frankly, we don't care.
♪♪ [ Choir Vocalizing ]
So you're Jesse and Chester.