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A little fuzzy. [ Laughs ]
Sweet!
Uh... no hablo English.
Chikn and DogDay peeing longest on Cheezborger and CatNap! Just shut the fuck up! What the fuck did you say?
Were we there?
and we just didn't show up.
Me? No, I don't see no car.
There you go.
- [ Both ] Uh-oh! - [Jesse ] Don't worry, girls.
Yeah! Let's do it!
- [ Together ] Shibby! - Very sharp. Very sharp.
- [ Whip Cracks ] - Hey.
[ Both Laughing ]
It is all that stands between the universe and completely violent destruction.
Go ahead and laugh. We are used to being mocked.
[ Chuckles ]
Yeah. Uh, that— I'm— That was me. I'm sorry about that one, fellas.
Can I get you guys some beers?
- [ Grunts ] - Damn! Now those are some big-ass panties.
- and I want some answers! - [ Both ] Uh-oh.
- Wow. - Me first.
Kelce. Medium... oh boy
I know your body
then we give you the Continuum Transfunctioner?
Stupid Llamas!!
or else you'll be singing soprano.
- Yeah. - Dude, where's my car?
Yeah. And you know what else? I'll bet you...
Yoshi
- It's gonna be totally cool. - Okay.
Oh, boy. You got me the first 402, but not number 403.
- [ Growls ] - Ohh! My balls!
- awesome! - Zoltan!
Nothin'. I just, uh— Boy. Okay. Geez.
- You're right on time. You pick up special suits. - Huh?
- [ Together ] We found the car! - [ Both Singing ]
We just wanted to call and thank you guys for trashing our house.
Hi, Chester. Hi, Jesse.
Thanks, dude.
we shave his head, and we make him to run through the fields.
- [ Man Jiggling Doorknob ] Open up, you two slackers! - Mr. Pizzacoli.
Did you ever.
where are the gifts?
- Huh? - Are you Jesse and Chester?
And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then
It's... pudding.
- Dude, you're never gonna figure that thing out. - [ Alarm Beeping ]
I feel awful. The CDC:
Get dressed. We're going to the big house.
We don't have a couple of days. We need the car back now.
♪♪ [ Electronic ]
ZIRKZEE!!!
- Who are you guys? - We are the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner.
- [ Chiming ] - [ Whines ]
SEIDO!
♪♪ [ Choir Vocalizing ]
Well i don't know!
[ Knocking ]
This where Zoltan hangs out?
Come on!
- And then? - No! No and then!
Special treats is code for sex.
Ugh— You are never quite the same.
that superspecial, slippery...
[ Snickers ]
The big bitch is dead!
Ah, choice excellent, my friend!
- No! No and then. - And theeennnn?
I did it!
JPTheSlayer fuck
You got it. [ Laughs ]
First you give me oral pleasure Then I take your survey
That's great. That's great.
So is this, dude. It's a break-dancing stripper emergency.
innerspaceexplorer gets hit by car
Man. All right. You wanna see a trick, man?
Happy anniversary!
[ Screeching Continues ]
- Yeah. Yeah. - I hate that.
and I will catch you eventually.
Concentrate on the knowledge inside you must.
- Ifyou don't deliver it to us... - [ Sighs ]
- Wow! The hottest ofthe hot. - ♪♪ [ Pop ]
- Morning, guys. - [ Chester And Jesse ] Morning, Gene.
[Jesse ] What are you guys doing here?
Special treats
- Hi, Chester. - Hi. [ Giggles ]
Why don't you just buy another one with all the money you were throwin' around?
Okay.
- Are these losers bothering you, Christie? - No, Tommy.
Ow!
Well, how do you just lose a car?
that you guys can get the car back in a couple of days.
Okay, dude. There it is. Break time's over.
- Not quite yet. - [ Woman's Voice ] Please?
Hey, maybe we got the Continual Trans-sphincter. What's-
- You gotta activate the- - [ All ] Proton accelerator annihilation beam!
You know what? We'll take out the trash. You guys take a nice, hot bath.
Where's your car, dude?
I got three words: anger management.