Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- ♪♪ [ Choir Vocalizing ] - Sweet!

- It is going to be... - [ Moans, Sighs ]

Maybe somebody like Jesse or Chester.

Shibby! Low five!

Reaching onto this side ofthe counter is not allowed.

It's been— [ Voice Cracks ] It's been a long strange trip, dude.

and ifwe see it, we'll give you a call.

Look at this stuff!

And then? And Then?

- [Jesse ] My back itches, dude. - [ Wanda ] Jesse you got a tattoo!

- Hoo-hoos? - You mean...

Wait a second. I just got a really bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.

- ♪♪ [ Rock ] - [ Man Speaking Spanish Over P.A. ]

Damn! You can't be the guys we're looking for. Sorry.

♪♪ [ Ends ]

- Okay. - Get it. That's it. That's it, that's it.

I just do some minor alterations- you know, add the secret pockets you order.

- You ordered pizza? - Yeah. I figured we'd get hungry.

- Ooh! - Oh! Ohh!

- [ Bird Caws ] - Ow!

I sure hope my money's in there.

you will be spending a lot of time with the ever-popular Mark.

♪♪ [ Chorus Singing In African Language ]

Ifwe really did give one ofyou guys a ride last night...

I'm a little bit fuzzy too. Maybe if I could get...

And then we're going to go to the twins' house and beg for them to take us back.

All right. Pierre, just focus here.

Hey. What- You can't-

- No and then! - And then? - No and then!

No. Here, let me show you.

Mr. Lee, tailor, make special suits for you.

I have a lot of them

Guess they haven't been outside yet. Oh.

Okay, remember which one it is?

Rick here will tell you exactly where your car is.

Okay, let's see. The last place we remember being last night was-

- And then? And then? - No and then!

Listen, I'm really sorry about all this.

- That's not all we bought, dude. - ♪♪ [ Hip-hop ]

You fake-breasted sluts.

Yep. Right here.

They're interstellarjumpsuits.

Come on, Kojak. Moron.

- And then? - And the cookies fortune.

- [ Woman ] And then? - Got those sweetjumpsuits so we could look sh—

Gender challenge male

- [ Object Clatters, Cat Yowls ] - I guess it was the mailman.

[ Girl #1 ] And now you're probably just sitting on the couch in your underwear-

Wait a second. Let's recap.

We don't have it.

Hey, it's Mrs. Crabbleman. She'll give us a ride.

I'm assuming we were. What kind of boyfriends would we be ifwe weren't?

- They must be in your car. - Right, they're in the car.

♪♪ [ Ends ]

THE DAY AFTER THE COMPANY CHRISTMAS PARTY DUDE, Where's my car?

Well, I touched Christie Boner's hoo-hoo;

"dude, where's my apparatus of kwalish?"

- Yeah. It's that easy. - Thank you both very much.

- You know, you're really starting to piss me off, lady. - And then?

[ Ostriches Pounding ]

[Jesse ] Aw, man. I'm sensing something very Canadian about this place.

Choice excellent my friend

[ Yells ] Oh, dude, you're a dude! That's—

How do you keep popping up like this? [ Laughs ]

- Shibby. - Yeah.

But who's laughing now, huh?

This is important. We intercepted an interstellar message...

- We'll save you. - Yeah. You can depend on us.

Dude where’s my van Where’s your van dude

I don't know where those two slackers are, but I bet you those punks over there do.

- I could go for some Chinese food. - [ Girls ] That sounds great.

[ Boys ] Zoltan!

Ohh. I HEART U.

Hey! Leave him alone! He doesn't know anything!

Hey, Nelson, let me order.

- Oh, God. That's the good part. - Once you have seen this-

What did you buy dude? Dude where are my stubs?

and then um, nothing else, because I'm done giving you referrals that's 10 already

We've been going out with the twins for a year now, and we still haven't had sex.

- But the universe. - [ Mocking Accent ] Screw the universe.

All right, next stop: Find my car.

I said I am an honorable man.

- Sure has, Jesse. - [ Sobs ]

- Hey! I've got a plane to catch. - Ow!

UNBILLED? No! NO UNBILLED!

Oh, yeah. This is how blind people shake hands.

- What was that? - Tommy's gotten to Nelson.