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- No, sir. - What?
By the way, they wanted to say "fuck you."
- Was it Tom or something? - I just want you to know...
They're not here, so...
Why don't you go take a walk around the block, okay?
I was by the lemonade stand talking to some youngsters.
- Seriously, what's worse than trying on pants? - Exactly.
Because I-i have feelings for her
George? Oh my god.
Yeah.
- It was great. - Larry: All right, okay.
Jerry: Really great, Virginia. Thank you.
Okay.
If tech wants to get in there, it could be two hours.
Listen, I got big fucking news.
- It's obvious I made it up. - I don't know what you believe.
- I don't know. I don't know his name. - ( Larry laughing )
Jerry: Thank you. A pleasure.
Of course I don't have a sign like that.
I think it's pretty brilliant, actually.
Whatever two people do, or three people do,
See anything?
* gee, officer krupke, krup you. *
- I thought she was buying it at first. - She's not buying it.
* the trouble is he's growing *
Thank you. Oh, thank you. Come on.
The TiVo guy wants to know the name of the guy
Couldn't stand another "how we met" story?
Right there at the site. Hi, Larry, what's up?
Do you know where the warranty card is on the TiVo?
Anyway, I'll have some lemonade.
Okay.
A buck? Fine.
I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.
Yeah. Hey, Jeff, it's officer krupke.
Jerry: Look, believe me, you probably
I'm having an allergy attack.
She wouldn't tell me. I said, "what happened?"
- That's good. - Ugh.
- May I be excused? - Susie: Get the hell out of here.
Shiv om yadav
- Larry: Hi, hey. - Dennis: Hello hello hello.
- Did you just set off the alarm in there? - Yeah, I-i did.
- Call me hester. - I won't call you hester.