Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was talking to an officer
I know all the lyrics from "West Side story."
You're gonna cover for me, right?
You're auditioning?
* we never had the love every child oughta get *
She found a pair of panties
sondheim, he couldn't write "fuck you."
I was at banana Republic and a fire alarm went off.
- Welcome back. - You remember me?
No, I helped the buds. I'm helping the buds grow.
I just made it up for the purposes of this discussion.
Because apparently some guy came over
in the privacy of your home, okay?
Hey, mister, did you steal those pants?
Huh? - So I can tell my mom and everybody?
I have to bring them back and I'm going to, but I didn't steal.
Well, Virginia, if you must know,
- God, where's the tissues? - I don't know.
who installed this thing.
There's a character in "West Side story" named officer krupke.
- This is... - How are you doing?
- I wasn't good. - No, you were great.
Well, a girl like that, if you can get her,
- Come on. - What are you talking about?
- One is a car accident. - Yeah.
- Really? Fascinating. - Yeah.
- I like the comfort of woman's panties. - That's it, that's all.
* our mothers all are junkies, our fathers all are drunks *
and he asked me if I was interested in a menage a trois.
* dear kindly sergeant krupke, you gotta understand *
Who cares who was on the plane?
Hey, Virginia, hi.
- You knew it was kids at a stand... - Right, it's kids.
You can see why she's gotten so much work.
it's like "let's get on board"
If they're lost, they'd be here in the lost and found.
We actually all got together,
Man, fuckin' panties.
She was on that plane. She lived this part. That was her.
( Cell phone ringing )
- First of all, you're my ex-wife, okay? - Okay.
- You get together in... in the end? - Bye, Larry.
Why didn't you just wear your own pants today?
I traded them because they took my pants, so I took these.
- Yeah, she's terrific. - That was like, "hello, pro."
Mark: Honey, call me back in 10 minutes, okay?
- Oh my god. - Yes, and you know what that means.
What are you looking at?
and then an alarm went off.
Normal. Panties up here, not...
What? I'm not looking at anything.
Okay, you know what? I have an idea.
for the "Seinfeld" reunion show tomorrow