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You're gonna be very happy.
An alarm went off in the store and I had to leave the store.
I was going to... I was just trying these on
That's a load of shit. You don't know how to use a computer.
- Good luck to you. - You don't need any luck.
- Cheryl's gonna do the part. - Cheryl's gonna do the part.
George. George!
- He's not part tranny. - He's part tranny.
Susie: Oh my god! Jesus Christ!
Hi. Virginia Sloan.
It's your car. What are these doing in there?
I think they deserve an adult critique.
- Hmm. - Yeah.
What... what happened?
Come here. Come here, shh.
And she said, "it's not important."
No, not you, honey, the TiVo guy. Hold on one second.
- You mean ex-wife. - Whatever.
Because I told you about Dennis and the three-way.
- You're kidding. - No.
Duly noted.
I didn't say fuck you. I said krup you.
- Mark: Nice. - That's it.
- I'm fucked! - All right, calm down.
I think those are gonna look great once they're hemmed.
I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties
It's not even gonna be a whole plane.
- How did she hurt her neck? - How did she hurt her neck?
Why would I want to be in a menage a trois with you?
- What are you, self-conscious? - No, you're looking me over.
- But we're pals. I would do it for you. - This is very odd.
Where'd you get those pants?
- I don't know. - That's weird that he would make you.
I have some news.
What do you mean nothing? What's all this fidget?
Thank you very much. Here you go.