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I didn't say that. I said I was listening to The Police.
Get out of the way, you bloody poofs!
Well, perhaps if I learned some tricks,
You lunatic, eh!
I love them Gooners!
I could hardly say no, could I?
Yeah?
You people drink like you don't want to live!
- But I'm not a magician. - I know.
You have reached your destination.
Yeah, good, good. I mean, I didn't... I wasn't brilliant at the start,
- No. - Well, you should.
Proper men are so cool - they just don't care about money.
We was stitched up. They knew we were there.
- Was it something I did? - No, no. It's hard to explain.
How long do football games last? A billion hours, apparently
Chelsea, on the other hand, I like them suddenly.
West Ham.
OK...
And will you watch your ruddy language? My ears are not a toilet.
This Michael, the guy that came in last week?
Right, drive up those ramps there.
We're in too deep, Roy.
We do love to binge.
So, how was your night of poker with the boys?
A driving instructor who looks like a pirate. It's preposterous!
The thing about Democrats, is they always play games like that.
I'd better make sure she's all right.
Shut up. It was always a possibility. That's why we had the truck.
Thing about Arsenal, they always try and walk it in.