Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm a black woman. The cat is out the bag.
- That's so unfair. - Guys, guys.
You know what, screw you.
Friends are supposed to help each other,
Mom, I've been pwning this loser all week,
What's so funny?
- Duh! - Where you going, Schmitty?
you can never be as cool or funny as they are.
It just feels forced.
Schmitty!
♪ and we'll visit the man in the moon. ♪
Yup.
Come on, everybody, let's not make fun of Annie.
you have raised a terrible human being.
- Duh! - I'm sorry, little Schmitty.
Both: [gasp]
You have literally identified me
Oh, for heaven's sakes,
and we have all joked around and rolled our eyes at him,
Oh, no. Not the group.
A punk-ass who needs to be destroyed.
School his ass, Mark.
Be right here at 3:00, please.
[laughs]
Pantsing someone was on my list.
[pants]
and unbeknownst to us, we're actually the target of ridicule
- You really believe that? - Yes.
Because they no longer have Pierce.
Poor, sad, little Schmitties.
Okay.
This!
Our George Costanza. Our turtle.
Those are real babes
I'm just trying to help you find yourself.