Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's very dangerous.

- We win. - No.

but Jeff and Britta have the two most fragile egos

All right, here we go.

Get ready to meet Jeff Winger, esquire,

Ch-ch-ch-ch. Check.

Well, excuse me for trying to sneak you into Heaven.

And you are a strong, dignified woman

Like in The Bucket List.

Your parents are divorced.

[scoffs] all: [scoff] duh!

I gotta tell you, Chantel,

Stand there. Okay, turn around.

in your lives to end up here

Just stick to the script and make it sincere.

I once met sting at a cracker barrel

- Yeah. See that. - Yes. Suck it!

I can't believe I'm gonna utter these words,

But you took longer than 30 minutes,

I call the other women "flat-butt"

Stop talking. Duh!

Yeah. Right to my face,

- Yeah. - I'm calling the cops.

This has been a long time coming,

Um, after we fix everything with Shirley.

I'm not wearing my contacts. These are mine.

to be a part of the group with this man.

Not being an animal lover, I assume it'll be nice

Gotta hydrate, right?

- and my favorite soft drink? - Yup. Pretty sure.

So what's the context

"What are you looking at? Duh!" duh!

Ridiculous situation descending into heavy-handed drama

And you already won, so shut it.

It's not gonna be sincere

No, it's not Abed.

Look, Pierce and I are considering

- No. - It's big and hot.

"Have you seen my Schmitty, Sonny?"

I don't even owe you an apology.

- [gasps] - [Laughs]