Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How many pornos have you been in?

This better be a good apology.

Yes, yes, yes, we'll deal with Shirley,

- You're the most bigoted. - What?

Or Johnny Drama. Or Eve.

- Man, that show is sloppy. - So what's gonna happen?

You think it'd give you superpowers,

Don't double Pierce me!

Why are Jeff and Britta

Huh. That is the pot calling the kettle...

Forget it. Come on.

[blathering continues]

I raised a winner who will continue to crush

I'm entitled to my pride

'cause I can take it, unlike a certain someone else.

Okay, Pierce, you can do this.

He's a child of divorce.

so that we don't make the same mistakes?

Actually, I do.

Well, I sure as hell am not gonna be the new Pierce.

Yeah, thank you.

He thinks that we're cousins.

Thanks. Must have been hard for you to say that.

You know, come to think of it, after Pierce,

I think we should just let this one go.

Listen, it is a studio apartment,

Just so you know, I'm Shirley.

Sorry to bother you.

It would have been better if you were wearing

to strangers as "the black woman."

Hey, Clearasil,

Is it you guys?

I'm willing to take that chance.

Okay, but you're not getting back in the group

Ooh, use that. No wedding ring.

I got a "B" on my Nutrition final,

rejoining the group, and maybe we can all be

No, you're not.