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And reality can be... just, quite different.
-He's not my detention pal. -We're not friends.
She shows you every day that she loves you.
You don't want to develop a subservient personality trait.
Whoo! Whoo!
[growls]
-Milburn. -Yes, sir.
[sighs] Well, ye-- yes, okay, sure, but... A little bit, maybe, but it...
[sighs]
-you are not to shut me out. -♪ I would say I'm sorry if I thought ♪
What did you say?
It's for the best.
Thanks.
[sniffles]
Why? It very was boring.
-Otis? -[groans]
that you are one of Moordale's proudest achievements.
Otis had nothing to do with it.
[laughs]
[sighs]
This is becoming hostile now, Otis.
♪ Overhead, overhead, overhead Overhead, overhead, overhead ♪
What?
She gets up every morning to take you to swimming.
You seem desperate to have sex, I don't know why.
[whispers] Come on.
Oh, yes.
♪ And I could never stand the taste ♪
You sent us the first chapter of Bringing Up Men.
Yeah, that sounds nice.
But I really want to have sex.
Asshole.
[panting]
-Oh... -Why won't it go in?
I'd read all of Jane Austen by the time I was 12.
[tuts]
We just rode down this hill for no reason, didn't we?
Otis?
Eh... I'm an odd person.
Look, well, at least you went to the dance with an actual girl.
[sighs]
but I did feel that it was important to tell you
♪ Shoot it up ♪
But...
I hope so.
[groans]
[sighs]
["Boys Don't Cry" by The Cure playing]
-[gasps] -So, this mean I can have sex now?
Hey.