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Whoo! Whoo!
Hey.
Thanks.
Yeah, that sounds nice.
But I really want to have sex.
She gets up every morning to take you to swimming.
Why? It very was boring.
It's for the best.
[tuts]
-[gasps] -So, this mean I can have sex now?
-He's not my detention pal. -We're not friends.
that you are one of Moordale's proudest achievements.
[groans]
[sighs]
Otis had nothing to do with it.
-Otis? -[groans]
What did you say?
This is becoming hostile now, Otis.
[sniffles]
I'd read all of Jane Austen by the time I was 12.
You seem desperate to have sex, I don't know why.
[panting]
[laughs]
♪ Shoot it up ♪
[whispers] Come on.
[sighs] Well, ye-- yes, okay, sure, but... A little bit, maybe, but it...
-you are not to shut me out. -♪ I would say I'm sorry if I thought ♪
I hope so.
But...
[sighs]
Otis?
What?
[sighs]
And reality can be... just, quite different.
but I did feel that it was important to tell you
[growls]
-Oh... -Why won't it go in?
Oh, yes.
♪ Overhead, overhead, overhead Overhead, overhead, overhead  ♪
Eh... I'm an odd person.
We just rode down this hill for no reason, didn't we?
["Boys Don't Cry" by The Cure playing]
You sent us the first chapter of Bringing Up Men.
-Milburn. -Yes, sir.
Look, well, at least you went to the dance with an actual girl.
[sighs]
You don't want to develop a subservient personality trait.
♪ And I could never stand the taste ♪
Asshole.
She shows you every day that she loves you.
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