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But...
[sighs]
Oh, yes.
Yeah, that sounds nice.
Asshole.
[sighs]
Otis had nothing to do with it.
You sent us the first chapter of Bringing Up Men.
[groans]
♪ Shoot it up ♪
What did you say?
Look, well, at least you went to the dance with an actual girl.
[tuts]
I hope so.
♪ And I could never stand the taste ♪
-Milburn. -Yes, sir.
Hey.
Whoo! Whoo!
-He's not my detention pal. -We're not friends.
that you are one of Moordale's proudest achievements.
-Otis? -[groans]
Eh... I'm an odd person.
But I really want to have sex.
This is becoming hostile now, Otis.
It's for the best.
[laughs]
Thanks.
We just rode down this hill for no reason, didn't we?
[sighs]
[growls]
You don't want to develop a subservient personality trait.
[sighs] Well, ye-- yes, okay, sure, but... A little bit, maybe, but it...
["Boys Don't Cry" by The Cure playing]
[panting]
You seem desperate to have sex, I don't know why.
♪ Overhead, overhead, overhead Overhead, overhead, overhead ♪
Otis?
[sniffles]
She gets up every morning to take you to swimming.
[sighs]
-[gasps] -So, this mean I can have sex now?
-Oh... -Why won't it go in?
-you are not to shut me out. -♪ I would say I'm sorry if I thought ♪
What?
but I did feel that it was important to tell you
[whispers] Come on.
I'd read all of Jane Austen by the time I was 12.
Why? It very was boring.
She shows you every day that she loves you.
And reality can be... just, quite different.