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I'll probably mess it up somehow, I always do.
that I simply am dying to attend, so, uh...
[footsteps]
♪ Ah ♪
-The two weeks of detention? -Still very much in your future.
Will you save the crossword for me, please?
Do you like being out of control?
No, wait, sorry, that's not right.
Get to work.
-Madame. -[both chuckle]
So unsafe.
Leave me alone!
The pulmonary arteries,
that you were letting me be independent, but you just can't help yourself.
we were in a relationship, he just would...
because someone like Maeve is never gonna be interested in me,
¡Andale! Where was I? Oh, yes. Valves, yeah.
I know all about your unsavory family history.
[keys tapping]
We really feel it could strike a chord with other mothers.
Sorry, not the funny part.
You’re not in any trouble. I sorted it.
But so am I.
I'm dumping you. For her.
♪ Walk right in ♪
Beware the wild female.
[sighs]
-Right, okay. Well, just sit down. -Okay.
I'll see you boys in two hours.
I'm fixing your mother's sink as a favor for my father.
In... in your fantasy, you're in charge.
It's not about you.
-Well done. -Well done.
Ow! Ow! Aah!
But I want to have sex, so why would I do that?
♪ Sit back down ♪
He said... "Tell Maeve to stop hangin' around with a bunch of geeks
-[Otis growls] -♪ This time I have said too much-- ♪
And it's been a long time since...
What was that? [chuckles]
Sorry.
Is this supposed to be romantic?
[bell rings]
But I guess it should have said, "Sorry."
This emergency supersedes our argument!
You have to stop breaking things when you want sex.
You have to stop breaking things when you want sex.
-You're a hypocrite! -What?
I think you're afraid to let go.
[sniffles]
I'm really smart.
So you decided to write a book about my sexual dysfunction?
["He Hit Me" by Grizzly Bear plays]
[Jackson grunts]
Me, by the way.
[sighs]
It would be a tragedy to watch you waste your gift