HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Sorry, not the funny part.
This emergency supersedes our argument!
The pulmonary arteries,
It would be a tragedy to watch you waste your gift
But I want to have sex, so why would I do that?
[Jackson grunts]
But I guess it should have said, "Sorry."
Sorry.
♪ Ah ♪
It's not about you.
You have to stop breaking things when you want sex.
Ow! Ow! Aah!
[keys tapping]
[footsteps]
He said... "Tell Maeve to stop hangin' around with a bunch of geeks
We really feel it could strike a chord with other mothers.
You’re not in any trouble. I sorted it.
Will you save the crossword for me, please?
-Well done. -Well done.
I'm dumping you. For her.
Beware the wild female.
No, wait, sorry, that's not right.
I'm really smart.
But so am I.
we were in a relationship, he just would...
Get to work.
In... in your fantasy, you're in charge.
I'll see you boys in two hours.
Do you like being out of control?
that I simply am dying to attend, so, uh...
Leave me alone!
♪ Sit back down ♪
[sighs]
I know all about your unsavory family history.
♪ Walk right in ♪
¡Andale! Where was I? Oh, yes. Valves, yeah.
because someone like Maeve is never gonna be interested in me,
[sighs]
-Right, okay. Well, just sit down. -Okay.
So you decided to write a book about my sexual dysfunction?
Me, by the way.
Is this supposed to be romantic?
that you were letting me be independent, but you just can't help yourself.
-[Otis growls] -♪ This time I have said too much-- ♪
So unsafe.
And it's been a long time since...
I'm fixing your mother's sink as a favor for my father.
["He Hit Me" by Grizzly Bear plays]
-The two weeks of detention? -Still very much in your future.
What was that? [chuckles]
-You're a hypocrite! -What?
[sniffles]
I'll probably mess it up somehow, I always do.
-Madame. -[both chuckle]
[bell rings]
You have to stop breaking things when you want sex.
I think you're afraid to let go.