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because someone like Maeve is never gonna be interested in me,
I know all about your unsavory family history.
Beware the wild female.
-You're a hypocrite! -What?
And it's been a long time since...
Will you save the crossword for me, please?
-The two weeks of detention? -Still very much in your future.
-Right, okay. Well, just sit down. -Okay.
In... in your fantasy, you're in charge.
[footsteps]
We really feel it could strike a chord with other mothers.
-Madame. -[both chuckle]
So you decided to write a book about my sexual dysfunction?
It would be a tragedy to watch you waste your gift
But so am I.
The pulmonary arteries,
Sorry, not the funny part.
No, wait, sorry, that's not right.
["He Hit Me" by Grizzly Bear plays]
You have to stop breaking things when you want sex.
I'll see you boys in two hours.
[sighs]
Sorry.
This emergency supersedes our argument!
But I guess it should have said, "Sorry."
[sighs]
[bell rings]
It's not about you.
we were in a relationship, he just would...
Me, by the way.
Do you like being out of control?
So unsafe.
I'm really smart.
-Well done. -Well done.
I think you're afraid to let go.
¡Andale! Where was I? Oh, yes. Valves, yeah.
that you were letting me be independent, but you just can't help yourself.
I'm fixing your mother's sink as a favor for my father.
Ow! Ow! Aah!
You’re not in any trouble. I sorted it.
[keys tapping]
Get to work.
[Jackson grunts]
He said... "Tell Maeve to stop hangin' around with a bunch of geeks
You have to stop breaking things when you want sex.
Leave me alone!
I'll probably mess it up somehow, I always do.
I'm dumping you. For her.
♪ Sit back down ♪
♪ Walk right in ♪
-[Otis growls] -♪ This time I have said too much-- ♪
But I want to have sex, so why would I do that?
What was that? [chuckles]
Is this supposed to be romantic?
[sniffles]
that I simply am dying to attend, so, uh...
♪ Ah ♪