YARN logo YARN
  • HOT
  • APP
  • STORIES
  • QUIZZES
  • DISCOVER
  • MEMES
  • EMOJI
  • More
    • CREATE STORIES
    • DAILY
    • DISCOVER
    • PHRASES
    • NUDGE CLIPS
    • CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
  • HOT
  • APP
  • STORIES
  • QUIZZES
  • MEMES
  • EMOJI
  • STORY
  • DAILY
  • PHRASES
  • DISCOVER
  • NUDGE CLIPS
  • REQUEST CONTENT
×

Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My mate said he could hook me up as a doorman.
It's like my vag has lockjaw.
That's so messed up.
Thanks.
What, so soon you'll be hangin' out with a bunch of fuckin' virgins,
[scoffs]
[Jean sniffles]
I think you have something called "vaginismus,"
[clears throat]
[horn blasts]
Text me?
What the hell are you doing?
♪ Daddy, let your mind roll on ♪
Um... Ola! [chuckles]
[door closes]
What about me?
The set, the costumes, the makeup.
[water dripping]
♪ Now I've been waitin' to show her ♪
♪ Shoot it up ♪
[sighs]
[sighs]
I'm buying all this cat food.
[music continues on the radio]
♪Ah, now I don't hardly know her ♪
♪ Hey! ♪
That's not the point, Mum.
♪ And take a guess ♪
I'm gonna get that doorman job.
Therefore, Ola is a house cat.
Otis didn't do anything. Leave him out of it.
[both chuckle]
based on his choice of Hawaiian shirt.
Come on, hombre. Andale.
You're doin' it wrong. Let me try.
It's what your father wants.
She goes to all your races.
Glad to see you back, Eric.
Yeah.
At last we meet.
Meeting up before school,
♪ He hit me ♪
About Support / FAQ Legal